Sun. Post (Lanarks.) 18 Nov. 4/2: A double-decker bus stopped. the conductress shouted ‘One only please!’ Man and dog got on, but the conductress rebuked him. ‘I said one only!’ Man and dog got off, man shouting, ’Stick the bus up your jumper!’.at stick it up your jumper! (excl.) under stick it!, excl.