Green’s Dictionary of Slang

hump v.1

1. to have sexual intercourse [the hump in the man’s back, when in the ‘missionary position’; orig. UK until early 19C, then to the US early 20C; revived in UK mid-20C+].

J. Shirley Constant Maid III i: Old madam hump-a-pump.
[UK]T. Duffet Epilogue Spoken by Heccate and Three Witches 31: I pick’d Shop-keeper up, and went to th’ Sun. He Houncht ... and Houncht ... and Houncht; And when h’ had done, Pay me quoth I.
[UK]Motteux (trans.) Gargantua and Pantagruel (1927) II Bk V 677: The venerable Abbot of Castilliers, the very same who never cared to hump his chambermaids but when he was in pontificalibus.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue n.p.: Hump, to hump, once a fashionable word for copulation.
[UK]‘Bumper Allnight. Esquire’ Honest Fellow 39: Let me know [...] / how often, as yet, your new couch you have humpt on.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum [as cit. 1785].
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue [as cit. 1785].
[Aus]Stephens & O’Brien Materials for a Dict. of Aus. Sl. [unpub. ms.] 86: HUMP: vulgar to cohabit with a woman.
[US](con. 1915) ‘W.W. Windstaff’ ‘A Flier’s War’ in Longstreet Canvas Falcons (1970) 271: ‘Uloo, Tommy. Zig-zig wif me?’ ‘After the war.’ ‘Go ’ump you grandmère!’.
[US] in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) I 298: He learned it near Berryville, Arkansas, about 1910. [...] ‘Says I to her what is the price? / She says give me a dollar an’ you can hump me twice.’.
[US]J.P. Donleavy Ginger Man (1958) 164: Drink anything that’s going and hump when I can.
[US]N. Heard Howard Street 96: As the john humped, she could search through their pockets.
[US]D. Goines Swamp Man 108: As long as Jake didn’t find out which black gal they were humping.
[US]‘Heat Moon’ Blue Highways 101: Whiteys [...] don’t mind a little black poontang now and then. That’s their contribution to equality — hump a nigger.
[US]J. Ellroy ‘Gravy Train’ in Pronzini & Adrian Hard-Boiled (1995) 494: Basko was trying to hump the Lab.
[NZ]A. Duff One Night Out Stealing 42: It may as well be a sheep from a paddock, a piece of meat that ya hump in and out till you’re spent.
[US]‘Randy Everhard’ Tattoo of a Naked Lady 12: I humped her hooters harder to push my dick closer to her succulent mouth.
[US]C. Hiaasen Skinny Dip 172: Chaz was trying to hump his hippie date.
Skins ser.1 ep.3 [TV script] I wanna hump you silly.
[Aus]L. Redhead Cherry Pie [ebook] [M]aintaining the illusion that humping a carpet offcut in front of a bunch of baying drunks seriously got me off.
[US]T. Dorsey Atomic Lobster 85: We were humping our brains out just this morning .
[Scot](con. 1980s) I. Welsh Skagboys 42: She’s been humping this big fermer’s boy fae West Calder.
[US]J. Ellroy Widespread Panic 34: I hired him to hump the husband of a divorce-seeking dowager.

2. attrib. use of sense 1.

[US]W. Ellis Crooked Little Vein 26: There was actually a porno documentary pasted between the hump flicks as ‘bonus programming’.

3. lit. + fig. uses of SE hump, to make a hump in one’s back f. effort etc.

(a) (Aus./US) to take pride in oneself, to fancy oneself; thus humped, proud.

[US]W.T. Porter Quarter Race in Kentucky and Other Sketches 177: Ef thar are anything he humps hisself on besides ugly, it is his manners among the fimmales.
[Aus]Dead Bird (Sydney) 19 Oct. 7/3: The Hillgrave people are [...] humped on their slugging abilities.
[US]C. McKay Home to Harlem 213: How the brown-skin babies am humping it along! Strutting the joy-stuff! Invitation for a shimmy.

(b) (US) to exert oneself, to work hard; as imp. hump yourself!, get on with it!

[US]W.T. Porter Big Bear of Arkansas (1847) 126: He was breathin’ sorter hard, his eye set on the Governor, humpin’ himself on politics.
[US]Cadiz Democratic Sentinel (OH) 30 May 1/2: What you doin’ you lazy loafin’ nigger? [...] hump yo’sef! You idle, stupid fellow.
[US]‘Mark Twain’ Roughing It 32: Our party made this specimen [i.e. a jack-rabbit] ‘hump himself,’ as the conductor said.
[US](con. c.1840) ‘Mark Twain’ Huckleberry Finn 92: Git up and hump yourself, Jim! There ain’t a minute to lose.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 15 Oct. 12/1: He would have liked to strike and say he would not hump any more adjective grass, but the poor garden coster’s donkey daren’t – it was more than his place was worth.
[UK]Music Hall & Theatre Rev. 16 Aug. 6/1: Tony [Pastor] is humping himself to give the public what they want, and is succeeding very well.
[US]Ade Artie (1963) 94: I’m goin’ against a tough proposition, and I’ve got to hump myself to keep up.
[US]S.E. White Blazed Trail 160: Our boys died doing their duty – the way a riverman ought to. Now hump yourselves! Don’t let ’em die in vain!
[UK]Wodehouse Psmith Journalist (1993) 256: Hump yourself.
[US]H.C. Witwer Fighting Blood 27: Hump yourself now and git out this here order!
[US]J.T. Farrell Gas-House McGinty 313: From now on, you’re gonna hump.
[US]O. Strange Sudden Takes the Trail 192: Hump yoreself, yu makeshift; there’s some tall climbin’ ahead o’ yu.
[US]R. Bissell High Water 157: We will have to hump to get through Canton tomorrow, though, by God.
[US]‘Iceberg Slim’ Pimp 15: All whores have one thing in common just like the chumps humping for the white boss.
[US]M. Cherry On High Steel 69: All you do is hump yourself blue in the face.
[US]L. Heinemann Paco’s Story (1987) 5: Humping and hauling ass all the way.
[US]T. Jones Pugilist at Rest 12: The team leader [...] told me to circumvent the field and hump through the jungle to investigate a small mound of loose red dirt.

(c) (US) to travel fast, of people or objects.

[US]Ladies’ Repository (N.Y.) Oct. VIII:37 316/2: Hump, move quick.
[US]J. London Valley of the Moon (1914) 210: Just a big rube that’s read the bosses’ ads an’ come a-humpin’ to town for the big wages.
Milwaukee Jrnl (Accent) 9 Jan 1/6: hump: to run rapidly.
[US]H.E. Roberts Third Ear n.p.: humping v. 1. walking rapidly.
[US]J. Wambaugh Onion Field 174: [of fast driving] Crist said, ‘Screw the beat. Let’s hump.’ Odom drove [at] one hundred and forty miles per hour.
[US](con. 1969) C.R. Anderson Grunts xiii: In the bush the grunts humped, walked, after two enemies, the VC [...] and the NVA. [Ibid.] 49: Just how fucking far we gotta hump today, anyway?

(d) (US/Aus.) to carry heavy objects; esp. in milit. use, patrolling with a heavy pack, weapon, supplies etc.

implied in hump one’s swag under swag n.1
[NZ]J. Goldie 3rd Diary 19 Feb. in Beattie Pioneers explore Otago (1947) 147: Digger custom, we humped our swag containing our house, our bed, our grub, and the necessary instruments .
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 22 Jan. 5/4: Now mount your musty pulpit – thump, / And muddle fat clod-hoppers, / And let some long-eared booby ‘hump’ / The plate about for coppers.
[Aus]H. Lawson ‘Romance of the Swag’ in Roderick (1972) 499: I’ve helped hump and drag telegraph poles up cliffs [...] where horses couldn’t go.
[UK]Dagger [London] Dec. I 5/2: Get off this blinkin’ planet / If you ’opes to ’ump your pack.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 12 Feb. 9/3: [H]umping Australian wheat from the land where it was rotting .
[UK](con. WWI) Fraser & Gibbons Soldier and Sailor Words 122: Hump, To: To lift. To carry.
[Ire]‘Myles na gCopaleen’ Best of Myles (1968) 64: The brother has the landlady humped down to Skerries.
[Aus]D. Niland Call Me When the Cross Turns Over (1958) 47: Two other women came in humping grizzling babies.
[UK](con. 1920s) J. Sparks Burglar to the Nobility 7: You could have scraped more gold and silver of our kitchen hearth than Snow White’s little mob could have humped in a week.
[Aus]S. Gore Holy Smoke 14: You got yer sword and yer spear, and yer shield that that other mug’s humping for yer.
[UK]P. Theroux Family Arsenal 223: I’d give you a good price and hump it up to the King’s Road.
[UK]S. Berkoff West in Decadence and Other Plays (1985) 94: You think I am a powder puff or soggy stuff thus to be shaped to humping ladies’ underwear round retailers.
[US]S. Morgan Homeboy 204: I don’t care if you see them hump out a side of beef.
[US]P. Roth Human Stain 255: We did a lot of humpin’, but sooner or later you knew you’d get back to that fifty.
[UK]K. Richards Life 93: I need money to hump these drums on the tube.

(e) (orig. Aus.) often constr. with it, to tramp, to trudge, to go on foot; also in fig. use.

[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 9 May 9/2: In the translation, the ‘comedy’ appeared to have been left behind, and the stupidity alone humped along.
[Aus]‘Steele Rudd’ On Our Selection (1953) 5: So we humped it—and talk about a drag!
[Aus]K.S. Prichard Haxby’s Circus 270: So we humped it.
[US]H.S. Thompson letter 6 June in Proud Highway (1997) 342: Then hump around the streets waiting for Time to tell me what happened.
[Ire]H. Leonard Da (1981) Act II: I think I’ll hump off.
[US]T. O’Brien Going After Cacciato (1980) 16: Humping to Paris, it was one of those crazy things.
[US]J. Stahl Permanent Midnight 346: We’re humping up the seven steps to Tommy’s building.
D. Grann Wager 148: Bulkeley and his companion trekked across the island, humping with their heavy muskets over mountains.

4. fig. uses of sense 1, on model of fuck v. (2)

(a) to botch, to spoil.

[UK]Hotten Dict. of Modern Sl. etc.
[UK](con. 1840s–50s) H. Mayhew London Labour and London Poor I 228/1: Then there was poor Jael Denny, but she was humped, sir, and I’ve told you the reason.
[UK]C. Hindley Curiosities of Street Lit. 51: To ‘hump,’ in street parlance, is equivalent to ‘botch,’ in more genteel colloquialism.

(b) (US) to beat up.

[US]J. London ‘And ’Frisco Kid Came Back’ in High School Aegis X (4 Nov.) 2–4: I tole ’m how me ole man uster ’ump me ole woman w’en he got an edge on.

(c) as a dismissive v. or excl.

[US]Northern Trib. (Cheboygan, MI) 5 Nov. 3/1: I told that rooster to ‘hump himself’.
[US]E. O’Neill Beyond the Horizon I ii: Hump! You’re pilin’ lie on lie!
[US]H. Robbins Dream Merchants 248: If they don’t like it, they can go hump ’emselves.
[US]J.P. Donleavy Ginger Man (1958) 178: Hump your old King [...] Bollocks the King.
[Ire]P. Boyle At Night All Cats Are Grey 250: Hump you, I’ll bloody soon wipe that look off your dial.
[Ire]P. O’Farrell Book of Irish Farmers’ Jokes 41: And hump you and your bloomin’ gate.
[Ire]H. Leonard Out After Dark 152: Hump the girls.
[Ire]RTÉ Radio News 8 July I was told I should just have told him to hump off [BS].
[UK]D. O’Donnell Locked Ward (2013) 122: I see Man U humped you guys at the weekend.

(d) to make someone else suffer, to exploit, to harm.

[US]Goldin et al. DAUL 104/1: hump v. [...] 2. To cheat; to send to prison unjustly; to abuse or maltreat.
[US]E. Torres Carlito’s Way 9: Them’s the humped — I’m going with the humpers. [Ibid.] 85: They was humping me on the deal.
[US]C. Cook Robbers (2001) 4: Just more folks humping the dollar.

(e) to suffer.

[US]C. Cooper Jr Weed (1998) 190: She was going to hump it.

In compounds

In phrases

hump and dump (v.) [dump v. (8)]

to have sex with a woman then discard her, thus hump ’em and dump ’ema popular male catchphrase suggesting that seduction and then abandonment are the best ways of relating to women.

[UK]C. Jennings Mouthful of Rocks 154: I had to persuade Uta that I needed to be back at the barracks before 5.00 am so that it wouldn’t look as though it was hump and dump .
[US]Wheatus [song title] ‘Hump ’Em ’n’ Dump ’Em.’.
hump it (v.) (also hump off)

1. to leave.

[UK]A.N. Lyons Arthur’s 29: But before we ’umped it, Ruth made ’im take ’is jacket off.
[US]W. Styron Set This House on Fire 413: ‘Hump it, boy.’ Cass humped it.
[Ire]P. Boyle All Looks Yellow to the Jaundiced Eye 50: He aims a kick at a terrier dog about to lift a leg against the door jamb. ‘Hump off!’.
[US]I. Faust Willy Remembers 89: While we were humping it there to here.
[Ire]T. Murphy Conversations on a Homecoming (1986) 25: Well, says he, stick your neck now back in your trousers and hump off.
[US]T. Jones Pugilist at Rest 83: I want you off this base and I want you to hump it off this base.
[US](con. 1962) J. Ellroy Enchanters 48: We stashed out surveillance sleds [...] Nat and Robbie humped it.

2. to die.

[UK]J. Manchon Le Slang.
hump one’s bluey/drum/Matilda/swag (v.)

see under relevant n.