Green’s Dictionary of Slang

dick v.3

[lit. and fig. uses of dick n.1 (5)]

1. (mainly US black, also dick down) of a man, to have sexual intercourse.

[US] in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) I 327: When cherries are ripe they ought to be picked, / When a girl is sixteen she ought to be dicked.
[US]Poston ‘Problems in the Study of Campus Sl.’ in AS XXXIX:2 118: The two associated verbs are either rare (as in to dick [someone]) or seldom employed, if at all, for obscene purposes; I have never heard a student refer to pricking a girl.
[US]R. Stone Dog Soldiers (1976) 249: I was dicking this wiggy nurse.
[US]R. Shell Iced 13: Girls we were dickin’. Guys that we heard wanted to dick our sister.
[Aus]G. Disher Deathdeal [ebook] ‘Did you dick her?’.
[UK]‘Mystikal’ ‘Pussy Crook’ 🎵 on Tarantula [album] Callin all cars, callin all cars / Be on the look out for a pussy vandalism. Over / A pussy bandit / Suspect is known in many states for dickin yo woman.
[US]A. Steinberg Running the Books 82: So you need to be dicked down and licked down?
1011 ‘Play for the Pagans’ 🎵 Peng gyal on man from kway / Man dick that down til I'm feeling pleased.
Twitter 17 Aug. 🌐 Your daddy was dicking your first stepmom while he was still married to your mommy, and then he was dicking your current stepmom while he was still married to your other stepmom.

2. (US, also dick up) to ruin, to botch, to make a mess of; thus dicked adj.1

[US](con. early 1950s) J. Ellroy L.A. Confidential 99: One major class transfer requirement dicked.

3. (Aus./US) a synon. for fuck with v.: to trick or deceive, to be unfair to, to treat meanly, to victimize.

[US] in ‘Miscellany’ in AS LV:3 235: Dick Nixon before he dicks you.
[US]M. Myers et al. Wayne’s World [film script] Cassandra: The club owner is trying to dick me out of some money.
[Aus]B. Moore Lex. of Cadet Lang. 113: dicked around, to be (also to be dicked) to be given an annoying duty, especially an administrative one.
[US]T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] ‘[T]his all points to a third party dicking with the both of us’.
[US]C. Hiaasen Squeeze Me 56: ‘Are you serious? Are you dicking with me?’.

4. (US gay) to sodomize.

‘The Coke Head’ at www.freegaysex.com 11 Feb. 🌐 ‘Mmmf, mmf, mmf,’ he said as I mouthed his dick and dicked his mouth.
M. Kirwan ‘Too Damn Hot’ at www.kirwanarts.com 🌐 By the time I had him out in the living room in the sling and deep-dicked him for all he was worth, he had already come twice and was whimpering from the sensory overload.
‘Bareback Virgin’ www.gaydemon.com 🌐 The pillow was cast aside and he instead had his face against my body, voraciously kissing my chest, neck and face as I long-dicked his virgin hole.

5. (N.Z.) to beat, to defeat.

[NZ] McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl.

6. see dick (around)

In derivatives

dicking (n.)

an act of sexual intercourse.

[US]T. Robinson Hard Bounce [ebook] ‘So, I give one of your girls a good dicking, which she probably wasn’t getting from either one of you’.
[UK]Unknown T ‘Homerton B’ 🎵 Gyal want more dickin’.

In phrases

dick (about/around) with (v.)

(US) to mess someone around, to fool around with; thus dickery, the act of irritating, messing around.

[US]L. Heinemann Close Quarters (1987) 254: We took the rest of the afternoon off and got a litle higher, and dicked around with the bicycles until dark.
[US]J. Wambaugh Glitter Dome (1982) 159: Listen we can’t dick around with ya.
[US]C. Hiaasen Tourist Season (1987) 240: That’s the most exciting part of a newspaper, the only part worth dicking around with.
[UK]K. Sampson Powder 331: Far from dicking about with Virgin girls, he and Crapston were smoothing the way for the band’s equipment to clear customs.
[UK]Indep. on Sun. Culture 14 May 9: I think there’s only Elvis Costello that’s left who writes songs – when he’s not dicking around with Charles Aznavour tunes.
[Scot]L. McIlvanney All the Colours 141: That’s why you’re dicking me around right now.
[US] M. McBride Frank Sinatra in a Blender [ebook] Doyle rolled his eyes when Big Tony started dicking with the radio.
[UK]‘Aidan Truhen’ Price You Pay 145: [T]hey are not here for the long haul this is to dick me and it is dickery and yes I am offended.
[US]C. Hiaasen Squeeze Me 90: ‘A one-handed amateur should not be dicking with live explosives’.
dick (around) (v.)

1. (also dicky around) to waste time, to dither [SE colloq. phr. dicker (around), but with overtones of acting like a dick n.1 (10)].

[UK]Nichols & Tully Twenty Below Act II: You make me sick. Quit dickying round that girl and listen to me!
[US]N. Mailer Naked and Dead 350: The only reason you been dicking around is there ain’t anything big enough for you to get your teeth in.
[US]M. Braly On the Yard (2002) 24: ‘Twenny!’ he says. He want to dick a little. Says he jus’ want to use it awhile, not buy it outright. I say, twenny the regIar price for high-class girls like these, and if you want to fuck get twenny outa your hide.
[US]J. Wambaugh Glitter Dome (1982) 309: Here we are, big-shot detectives, wrapping up the year’s hottest homicide and you’re dicking around with that little bookmaker?
[US]J. Wambaugh Golden Orange (1991) 269: It’s time to quit dickin around and go right to the source.
[UK]M. Simpson ‘Prufrock Scoused’ Catching Up with Hist. 21: Tons of bleedin time [...] t’ juss dick around or not.
[US]J. Stahl Plainclothes Naked (2002) 131: Now let’s stop dicking around. I’d love to see you go down. But there’s something I want even more.
[US]W. Ellis Crooked Little Vein 70: If you’ve done shitting on your girlfriend and generally dicking around, take off your clothes.
[US](con. 1973) C. Stella Johnny Porno 121: Big waste of time dicking around out here like this.
[UK]‘Aidan Truhen’ Price You Pay 13: [T]he program was cut so all that he actually missed out on was six months of bureaucratic dicking.
[US]D. Winslow Border [ebook] ‘Can we stop dicking around and get down to business?’.

2. to be sexually promiscuous, to be a womanizer [sense 1 above].

[US]J. Wambaugh Choirboys (1976) 256: She was getting sick and tired of dicking around with the little creep.
[US]K. Huff A Steady Rain I iii: And even though I knew Denny was out dicking around, putz that I am, I always covered for him.
dick off (v.) [dick (around) + SE off]

(US) to waste time, to shirk, to avoid work.

[US]N. Mailer Naked and Dead 138: When it comes down to a little goddam work, you’re always dicking off.
[US](con. 1945) G. Forbes Goodbye to Some (1963) 75: If everybody can just go and dick off down there to Owi when they don’t feel like flying … .
[US]Baker et al. CUSS.
dick someone around (v.)

(US) to harass, to impose on, to irritate, to ‘mess someone about’.

[US]R. Spottiswoode 48 Hrs [film script] jack: You can’t take care of shit. You been dickin’ me around ever since we started this turd-hunt.
James Poniewozik ‘The Monitor’ Mississippi Rev. Feb. 🌐 She’s gonna be dicking you around about new accounts this and billable hours that and you’re going to eat her shit and ask for seconds.
[US]Sue Gathman ‘Harsh Betty’s Party Favors’ 10 Oct. 🌐 I feel like, okay, I’m doing you a favor, don’t dick me around.
[US]T. Robinson Hard Bounce [ebook] [H]e told a pusher who was dicking him around that he was a cop.
[Ire]P Howard Braywatch 5: ‘It serves you right for dicking him around’.
long dick (v.)

(US black) of a man, to make love very enthusiastically.

[US]Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 long dicken Definition: to fuck a girl with the best of your ability Example: I was straight long dicken the bitch last night. That pussy aint got no end.
[US] M. McBride Frank Sinatra in a Blender [ebook] Say Bruiser was the one fuckin’ the Mrs. We’ll say it was him that was long-dickin’ her.
[US]‘Dutch’ ? (Pronounced Que) [ebook] [He] started long dicking her like he was trying to knock the bottom out.