Green’s Dictionary of Slang

five adj.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

five-acre Tory (n.)

(N.Z.) a very conservative small farmer.

F. Glen Bush in Our Yard 107: ‘Instant sheds, specially for the small cocky just establishing himself, or perhaps the five-acre Tory,’ [...] the auctioneer presented the four buildings [DNZE].
five-alarm (adj.)

(Aus.) best, most impressive.

[UK]C. Rohan Down by the Dockside 214: ‘How much money have you got?’ ‘I haven’t got any. I thought you’d pay.’ I roared with laughter. ‘God! Charlie,’ I said, ‘you must think you’re the five-alarm charmer.’.
five alls (n.)

a public house sign; for details see cit. 1788.

[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue ms additions n.p.: Alls. The five alls is a country Sign, Representing five figures, each having a motto under it. The first is a King in his Regalia, his motto, I govern all: the 2nd a Bishop in Pontificals, motto, I Pray for all: 3d, a Lawyer in his Gown, motto, I plead for all: 4th: a Soldier in his Regimentals, & fully accoutred; motto, I fight for all: & 5th, a Poor Country Man with his Scythe & Rake, with a Sorrowful Countenance seeming to say, I pay for all.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (2nd, 3rd edn) n.p.: The five alls is a country sign, representing five human figures, each having a motto under him. The first is a king in his regalia; his motto, I govern all: the second a bishop in pontificals; motto, I pray for all: third, a lawyer in his gown; motto, I plead for all: fourth: a soldier in his regimentals, fully accoutred; motto, I fight for all: fifth, a poor countryman with his scythe and rake; motto, I pay for all.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]B.M. Carew Life and Adventures.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
Birmingham Wkly Post 2 Feb. n.p.: An inn in Marlborough has the sign ‘The Five Alls.’ They are—a king, with the motto, ‘I govern all;’ a bishop, with ‘I pray for all;’ a lawyer, ‘I plead for all;’ a soldier, ‘I fight for all;’ a labourer, ‘I pay for all.’ .
Willesden Chron. 7 Jan. 9/4: ‘The Five Alls’ one of the jocular signs which vastly amused our grandfathers .
[UK]Northampton Mercury 17 Sept. 9/6: [advert] if you xplore the countryside, says Mr XXX, you’ll come across several xamples of the Five Alls. The sign varies from inn to inn.
five-and-dime(r)

see separate entries.

five-barred gate (n.) [the majority of policemen were recruited from the countryside, home of such gates]

a policeman.

[UK]Daily News 2 July in Ware (1909) 132/1: The evidence against the defendant, given by Constable 308 A, was that whilst in company with a woman he abused him (the policeman) without reason, asking how long he had been away from a ‘five-barred gate’ (the country).
five-cent bag (n.) (also five-cent balloon, ...paper) [bag n.1 (7a)/balloon n. (7)/paper n. (13b)]

(US drugs) a small amount of heroin, less than 28g (1oz), sold for $5.

[US]P. Thomas Down These Mean Streets (1970) 5: Yeah, man, this is smooth, but we gotta do some better dealing; this five-cent bag ain’t enough. Like man, we is strung out.
[US]R.R. Lingeman Drugs from A to Z (1970) 94: five-cent paper [...] A quantity of heroin in a folded piece of paper sold for $5.
[US]E.E. Landy Underground Dict. (1972) 78: five-cent paper [...] Usually five dollars’ worth of a powdered drug that is packaged in a folded piece of paper or a packet.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Oct. 2: 5$ balloon – $5 worth of heroin.
[US]ONDCP Street Terms 9: Five cent bag — $5 worth of drugs.
five-center (n.) (also five cent word)

(US) a long and supposedly ‘difficult’ word.

[US]S. Morgan Homeboy 42: What’s that fivecenter you called me. [Ibid.] 289: Not yet a victim [...] of fivecent words that didn’t shoot back.
five-dollar (n.)

see separate entry.

five-finger(ed)

see separate entries.

five-fingers

see separate entries.

five hundred (n.) [a specific model number, the series 500]

(US black) a BMW automobile.

Master P ‘Mr Ice Cream Man’ 🎵 on Mr Ice Cream Man [album] But I’m on that triple gold 9 thiller LEXUS / Master P in the 500 S E L with a triple beam.
five-knuckle shuffle (n.)

see separate entry.

five minutes (n.)

(N.Z. prison) a very short sentence.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 70/1: five minutes n. a very short sentence.
5% Nation/Five Percenter (n.)

see separate entry.

five-pot piece (n.) [orig. medical student use, f. the contemporary price of a quart or pot of mixed mild and bitter beer]

two shillings and sixpence (2s 6d; 12½p).

[UK]Hotten Dict. of Modern Sl. etc. (2nd edn).
[UK]Hotten Sl. Dict.
five specker (n.)

(US Und.) a five-year sentence.

[US]J. Callahan Man’s Grim Justice 99: ‘He’ll let us off with about a “five specker.”’ A ‘five specker’ is five years.
[UK] cited in Partridge DU (1961).

In phrases

five against one (n.) (also five on one) [five fingers v. one penis or vagina]

masturbation.

[UK] ‘Maxim Thesaurus’ Maxim Jun. 🌐 Five against one: ‘Forget these odds,’ Albert said as he left the bar. ‘I’ll go home and have a little five against one.’.
Fingers Knott ‘A Little “Five on One”’ [poem] on S(c)htick.net 4 Oct. 🌐 Some will keep it simple / and offer ‘wanking’ or ‘self-help’ / others talk of dolphin waxing, / and laugh until they yelp [...] or even if you’re truly bold / a little ‘five on one’.
five by five

see separate entries.

five in the south (n.)

(US gambling) the point of five in craps dice.

[US]J. Burkardt ‘The Bingo Code’ Wordplay 🌐 Craps: 5 little Phoebe, five in the South, fever in the south.
five of clubs (n.)

(US) the fist.

[US]J.W. Arnold ‘The Lang. of Delinquent Boys’ in AS XXII:2 Apr. 121: Five of clubs. One fist.
five or seven (n.) [the popular sentence, a five-shilling fine or seven days in prison]

a drunkard.

[UK]Referee 17 Jan. in Ware (1909) 132/1: Another is, ‘Arthur Roberts in dress allegorical of five or seven, as Mr Hosack.’ Mr Hosack, as many of my readers may not be aware, is a magistrate, and ‘five or seven’ means – but no matter.
[UK]J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era.
five to six rush (n.) (also five to six swill) [SE five/six o’clock + rush/swill]

(N.Z.) the nightly rush to the public house, caused by severely restricted licensing laws.

C. Bollinger Grogs Own Country 12: After World War II, a recently returned serviceman termed it ‘the 5 to 6 oclock scrum’.
[NZ]G. Slatter Gun in My Hand 90: The bar is crowded for the five to six rush is in full swing.
[NZ]Dominion (Wellington) 23 July 1: New Zealander’s liquor hours, notably the ‘five to six swill’ produced-debate and plenty of laughs at the National Party Conference yesterday [DNZE].
[UK]N. Armfelt Catching Up 11: How do you like our Five O’clock swill? Not like the old country. All evening to drink your pint.
five twenty-nine (n.)

(US Und.) the sentence of five months and 29 days for ‘jostling’ a drunk, i.e. robbing them.

[US]‘William Lee’ Junkie (1966) 156: Five-Twenty-Nine . . . Five months and twenty-nine days. This is the term in the workhouse that a lush-worker receives for ‘jostling.’ If a detective sees a lush-worker approach or touch a lush, he places a ‘jostling’ charge.