Green’s Dictionary of Slang

curbstone adj.

also kerbstone
[SE curbstone/kerbstone; i.e. that which is delivered in the street]

a general term meaning informal, casual, often quasi-legal.

implied in curbstone broker
[US]Vancouver Indep. (WA) 15 Mar. 8/1: Stock jobbers and bucket shops doing a curbstone business in grain, provisions, etc., [...] have become so shamefully dishonorable in their transactions [etc.].
[US]Ade Girl Proposition 101: The latest variety of New Woman resents the Suggestion that she is a Soft Mark for the curbstone Masher who stands in front of Cigar Stores and Works the Banjo Eye.
[US]Eve. World (NY) 13 Mar. 14/1: Years of unlicensed curbstone business.
[UK]Sporting Times 4 Mar. 2/3: Rum-and-Rags, the celebrated kerbstone-plunger and erstwhile firm adherent of Baltazzi’s stable, strolled aimlessly eastward.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 17 Sept. 10/1: Far be it from me to posture as a military expert. Like most of our kurbstone strategists I have not been to any war.
[Aus]Sport (Adelaide) 17 July 3/5: Napper F., the Curbstone Comedian .
[US]J. Lait ‘Canada Kid’ in Beef, Iron and Wine (1917) 174: There he was, a sidewalk curbstone faker, peddling with droning voice two-bit swindles to the Christmas crowds.
[US]N. Anderson Hobo 75: H. has a great chart that he uses to preach evolution to the curb-stone audiences.
[US]Maines & Grant Wise-crack Dict. 6/2: Curbstone scratch – Street idler.
[US]R. Starnes Another Mug for the Bier 157: I gave him [...] the curbstone opinion that Henrietta had been poisoned.

In compounds

curbstone broker (n.) (also curb broker, curbstoner, kerbstone broker, …dealer) [the original kerbstone brokers were those brokers of the New York Stock Exchange who were excluded from the reorganization of the institution in 1848 when it left the street, where it had operated, and moved indoors]

1. anyone who operates an informal and poss. illicit business.

W. Armstrong Stocks 7: This class comprehends [...] all those petty operators and non-descripts, who have neither a local habitation or, scarcely, a name, that are dignified by the title of curb-stone brokers [DA].
[US]J.K. Medbery Men and Mysteries of Wall Street 135: The [...] ‘Dead Duck’ is one who is absolutely bankrupt past all recovery. If he haunts the street, it is as a ‘curbstone’ broker.
[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 6 Nov. 10/1: nellie’s folly / Am Heiress to three Millions Abandons Her Husband and Children / A Curbstone Broker’s Catch.
[UK] in G.D. Atkin House Scraps 92: I’ve seen ’im demeening ’iself by larfin’ with a kerbstone deler.
W.H. Smith Promoters 360: I’ve had hundreds of circulars from curbstone brokers and promoters of all sorts of things [DA].
[US]‘O. Henry’ ‘Strictly Business’ in Strictly Business (1915) 6: Of course Bob Hart, as well as every other [...] professor, curb broker, and farmer, has a play tucked away somewhere.
[US]O.O. McIntyre New York Day By Day 23 Oct. [synd. col.] [...] which is an indication of the prestige that the curb brokers have gained during the era of their prosperity.
[US]I.L. Allen City in Sl. (1995) 51: A curbstone broker or just curbstoner — or any curbstone business — is one operating informally and perhaps shadily.

2. a street urchin.

[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
Roanoke Dly Times (Richmond, VA) 9 Feb. 6/3: ‘Chimmy,’ said a curbstone cherub, ‘what’s de equator?’.
curbstone canary (n.) (also kerbstone canary) [ironic use of canary n.1 (4c)]

(US tramp) a whinging beggar.

[US]Literary Digest 10 Apr. 12: Sightseeing punks, mission stiffs, out-and-outs bums, curbstone canaries, psychopaths and heat artists [HDAS].
curbstone chapel (n.) (also kerbstone chapel)

(US Und.) preaching or using religiosity to obtain money; also attrib.

[UK]A. Day Mysterious Beggar 266: I touched his liver, / From my quiver / With my ‘Curbstone Chapel’ whopper. [Ibid.] 268: The Reverend Jeremiah’s a lame slouch, if he can’t duplicate Jen’s cents with ‘Curbstone Chapel’ Dollars!
curbstone jockey (n.) (also kerbstone jockey)

(N.Z.) a safe job.

Press (Canterbury) 2 Apr. 18: A ‘kerbstone jockey’ served in the A.S.C. [Army Service Corps].
[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 65/2: kerbstone jockey a safe job; originally a soldier in transport in WWI, with his horse heavily harnessed.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].
curbstone justice (n.) (also kerbstone justice)

(US) rough justice, delivered impromptu and without benefit of official warnings of criminal proceedings, typically the policeman’s ‘clip around the ear’ delivered to errant youngsters.

[US]J.Q. Wilson Police Behavior 145: The officer [...] meted out curbstone justice that would instill, if not the fear of God, then at least the fear of cops.
[US]I.L. Allen The City in Sl. (1995) 51: Curbstone justice, before the days of Miranda, was an old-fashioned, informal discipline, meted out by the cop on the beat to kids in poor neighborhoods.
curbstone language (n.) (also kerbstone language)

(N.Z.) coarse language, i.e. that ‘of the gutter’.

[NZ]Truth (Wellington) 11 Nov. 5: Tongue-murdering [...] was [a term] used during the hearing of an assault case at Lyttelton [...] using kerbstone language with much emphasis [he said] [etc.] [DNZE].
curbstone mixture (n.) (also kerbstone mixture, ...plug, ...twist)

tobacco that is extracted from discarded ‘fag-ends’ and recycled in a pipe or ‘roll-up’.

[UK]M. Marshall Tramp-Royal on the Toby 154: These are the shagsters, or hard-up men. Their blend [...] is called hard-up, kerbstone twist, B.D.V. (Bend Down Virginia), and other names.
[UK]J. Curtis Gilt Kid 278: ‘Could you spare one, mate? I ain’t had a blow since I was knocked off.’ ‘And then it was only kerbstone twist, I suppose.’.
[UK]V. Davis Gentlemen of the Broad Arrows 90: We had to rely on ‘Kerbstone-Mixture’ and ‘Road-bums’ Coronas,’ names given to cast-away cigarette-ends retrieved from ash-bins [...] and on the roadside.
[UK]S. Murphy Stone Mad (1966) 142: The bird men would form into shifting groups, puffing away at their pipes or chewing ‘kerbstone plug’.
curbstone philosopher (n.) (also curbstone orator)

anyone who appoints themselves a purveyor of knowledge and delivers that knowledge from a position on a street corner or outside a store.

[US]N. Anderson Hobo 9: Around the edges of the square the curbstone orators gather their audiences.
Education and Social Trends 30/1: As the curbstone philosopher, Kin Hubbard, says: ‘It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness.’.
F.W. Reed What Price Freedom 164: If the curbstone philosopher has a philosophy which will curb our wrong trend or redirect it, it will be a simple one.
Progressive Architecture XXXVI 11/2: Architectural firms should not be subjected to the thoughtless and shallow criticisms of every politician and curbstone philosopher.
[US]I.L. Allen (con. 1890s) City in Sl. (1995) 51: A curbstone philosopher was an urban successor to the cracker-barrel philosopher of the country general store.
D. Levinson Encycl. of Homelessness 724/1: Bowery barometer — Curbstone philosopher from the New York main stem. General information bureau but not a highbrow.
curbstone sailor (n.) (also curb sailor, kerbstone sailor) [SE sailor; i.e. she ‘sails’ the streets]

a prostitute.

[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[US]A.J. Pollock Und. Speaks.
[US]D. Maurer ‘Prostitutes and Criminal Argots’ in Lang. Und. (1981) 117/1: bladder. An unattractive prostitute. Also [...] curb-sailor.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).
[UK]Partridge DSUE (8th edn) 640/1: from ca. 1830.
curbstone setter (n.) (also curb setter, kerbstone setter)

(US) a mongrel.

H.T. Tysell ‘The Eng. of the Comic Cartoons’ in AS X:1 51: Curb setter.
[US] in DARE.
curbstone twist (n.) (also kerbstone twist)

(UK police/und.) a cigarette end.

[UK]P. Hoskins No Hiding Place! 191/1: Kerbstone Twist. Fag-end.