Green’s Dictionary of Slang

wet v.

1. (also wet whet) to drink; thus wetting n., drinking (to excess).

implied in wet it
[UK]T. Shadwell Squire of Alsatia II ii: Let’s whet; bring some wine. Come on; I love a whet.
[UK]W.T. Moncrieff Tom and Jerry III i: Milling, billing, wetting, betting.
[US]‘Ned Buntline’ G’hals of N.Y. 7: It’s a great song to wet with! [...] Come – let’s drink!
[UK]Hotten Dict. of Modern Sl. etc.
[US]W. Hilleary diary 11 July A Webfoot Volunteer (1965) 211: I rather think that it is a ‘wetting,’ that is the cause of all his troubles. Too much Rum, Whiskey, Brandy &c.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 15 Oct. 8/4: The explanation was ultimately accepted as satisfactory, and the proceedings closed in a harmonious spirit, after which the grief-stricken crowd adjourned to ‘wet’ the emu at an adjacent groggery.
[Aus]Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. 94: Wetting, drinking.
[Aus]C.J. Dennis ‘Doch-An-Doris’ Backblock Ballads 18: I’m ownin’ yet a bob to wet — / Let’s have the Doch-an-doris!
[UK]‘William Juniper’ True Drunkard’s Delight.
[UK] ‘Thanks For The Memory’ M. Page Kiss Me Goodnight, Sgt.-Major (1973) 72: In the Kiwi bar we’ve wetted.

2. to ply with alcohol.

[Ire]Spirit of Irish Wit 30: ‘Paddy loved to wet the clay [...] the more you wet him the more he burnt’.

3. (US campus) to ‘christen’ new clothes by treating one’s friends to a drink on the first occasion of wearing them.

[US]B.H. Hall College Words (rev. edn) 476: wet. To christen a new garment by treating one’s friends when one first appears in it.
[UK]‘William Juniper’ True Drunkard’s Delight 235: To wet a coat, bargain, deal, etc., is to celebrate a new purchase.

4. to drink or treat to a drink for any form of celebration.

[US]Eve. Star (N.Y.) 31 July 2/4: You’re no man if you don’t wet us out of that money.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 24 Jan. 13/2: Before commencing proceedings, a certain retired knight of the cleaver, who rejoices in the appellation of old Gift, made a very pertinent inquiry as to who was the coming man, and was he going to wet it.
[UK]Mirror of Life 7 Sept. 11/1: ‘[M]y son and his wife were proceeding home [...] with a fine hock of bacon, and to wet it they adjourned to a pub and placed it on the counter.

5. in military contexts, to drink in celebration of a promotion, usu. as phr., e.g. wet one’s stripes.

[UK]Penny Illus. Paper 18 May 5/2: [T]hey drank my health. This is a custom in the cavalry, and any man who neglected to wet his stripes would be called ‘snide’.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Sydney) 11 Oct. 1/4: The day following his preferment he was induced by his well wishers to wet his stripes in the vintage of the country.
[Ire]Le Poer A Modern Legionary 175: I said; ‘perhaps monsieur the sergent-majeur would wet the promotion in the evening’.
[UK]Nthn Dly Teleg. 29 Apr. 7/4: ‘Now, perhaps, yon won't mind wetting your stripes, sergeant The canteen will open in five minutes’.
[US](con. WW1) D.W. King L.M. 8046 170: [W]e all trooped to the dining car for a drink—to ‘wet my new stripes’.
[US](con. WWI) H.F. Cruikshank ‘So This Is Flanders!’ Battle Stories July 🌐 Them scout guys what was under my care insisted I wet that danged stripe out at Poperinghe.
[US]Sixth District Gaz. (Barre, VT) 1 May 4/3: Following an old army custom the snooper was ordered to wet his stripes.
[UK]V. Cranton Keepers of the Desert 115: [B]earing in his hands a bottle of Lanson. ‘With the compliments of Captain de Corton,’ he said, ‘to wet the new ribbon of the English Sergeant’s Medaille Militaire!’.
[Can]Times Colonist (Victoria, BC) 1 Sept. 10/2: Everybody [...] was there to help former Lion coach Jim Champion wet his captain’s stripes.
(ref. to 1957) S.H. Sarma My Years at Sea 94: When I eventually reached home , after a pre-lunch function to ‘wet my stripes’, I told my wife that I had been promoted.

6. (US black) to cause to bleed, usu. from a gunshot.

Intelligent Hoodlum ‘Game Type’ 🎵 I pulled out my gun, cause I was just about to wet ‘em.
Esham ‘Intro’ 🎵 I keep the uzi, and I’ll wet you like a jacuzzi.
Slaughterhouse ‘Die’ 🎵 I’mma wet yo’ head like a leak in the roof.

7. (UK black, also wet up) to slash or stab with a knife [blood is wet].

[UK](con. 1979–80) A. Wheatle Brixton Rock (2004) 192: It would be easy to just take his knife and wet the dread.
[UK](con. 1981) A. Wheatle East of Acre Lane 139: He wet up dat Chinese Jamaican juggler, Clinton Wong.
[US]S.A. Cosby ‘Grandpa’s Place’ in ThugLit Sept. [ebook] They had been willing to wet him up for one price, then turned on Boochie for another.
1011 ‘Next Up?’ 🎵 If I get my hands on a opp / I ain’t wetting him once, I’m wetting him numerous times.
Loski ‘Behind Barz’ 🎵 Grim Reaper on bikes / When GG wet up dat yute, he gave me his ting I said ‘"Bro you're kind’.
[UK]G. Krauze What They Was 59: He doesn’t really live the life he spits [...] wetting up man and bussin straps [ibid.] 154: Snoopz justed wetted up Stefano five times.
[UK]Digga D. ‘Secret’ 🎵 Everybody knows how I wet man down, left man screamin’ (I wet man).

8. (US black) to excite a woman.

[US]P. Atoon Rap Dict. 🌐 wet (v) Excite a female.

In derivatives

wetter (n.)

(UK black) a knife.

[UK]G. Krauze What They Was 167: We’ve brought kitchen knives [...] big wetters to make a man shook.

In phrases

wet someone’s ass (v.)

(US black) to shoot someone.

[US]Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 wet someone’s ass Definition: to shoot someone. Example: Nigga keep mad doggin me nam finna wet that ass.

SE in slang uses

Pertaining to drinking

In phrases

wet in (v.)

to celebrate a promotion by drinking (to excess); thus wetting-in n.

[UK]G.F. Newman You Flash Bastard 263: A party [...] was given for Doodie on his last day [...] Sneed was there and so it served as his wetting-in also.
wet it (v.)

to have a drink .

[UK]Jonson Alchemist V iv: We’ll wet it tomorrow: and our silver beakers, / And tavern cups.
[UK]A. Morrison Tales of Mean Streets (1983) 132: They wetted it for two or three hours, from many quart pots.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 27 Jan. 28/1: [He] was so much given to ‘wetting it’ that once when with the Simonsen’s opera company he had to take the pledge for six months to save his engagement.
[US] Denton (MD) Journal 7 Mar. 3/8: I’ve been wetting it pretty well today. I feel pretty jolly now and I shouldn’t wonder if I went home loaded.
[Ire]B. Behan Quare Fellow (1960) Act I: We were just wetting it.
wet one’s goozle (v.) [goozle n.]

(US) to have a drink.

[US]L. Axley ‘“Drunk’ Again” in AS IV:6 441: Some methods of drinking, expressed in slang, are: ‘take a shot,’ or ‘take a short in the arm,’ [...] or ‘wet your goozle.’.
wet one’s luck (v.)

(Aus.) to drink in celebration of one’s good fortune.

[Aus]H. Lawson ‘Instinct Gone Wrong’ in Roderick (1972) 775: He looked in at the (say) Royal Hotel to wet his luck.
wet one’s neck (v.)

1. to get drunk.

[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue n.p.: Wetting the neck A drunkard [sic]. Cant.
[UK]G. Kent Modern Flash Dict.
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open.

2. to have a drink.

[UK]Jack Randall’s Diary 34: A Go of blue ruin should start up within it, The inside of your white neck to wet once more.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 11 Mar. 4/8: Oh the landlord he was busy when we gathered in his bar, / For we had half-a-dozen necks to wet.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 6 Aug. 32/4: Now, Mister, wot do you think of feller that’ll let a feller graft and talk like that for ’em an’ then forget he’s got a neck to be wetted.
wet one’s nose (v.)

to have a drink.

[US]Wash. Post 10 Dec. 4/4: Slimmy was leanin’ on the mahogany wettin’ his nose.
wet one’s throttle (v.)

to have a drink.

[US] ‘There’s Nothing Like Raising the Wind’ in Champagne Charley Songster 26: There’s nothing like wetting your throttle, / And drink like a cock till you die.
wet one’s tonsils (v.)

(US) to drink.

[[UK]Mercurius Fumigosus 26 22–30 Nov. 222: The good Women, after they had filled their bellies, and whetted their clacks, began to talke of the sufficiency of their Husbands in the Art of generation].
[US](con. 1940s–60s) Décharné Straight from the Fridge Dad.
wet one’s whistle (v.) (also wet one’s pipes) [whistle n. (1)]

1. to take a drink; thus whistle-wetter n., a drink.

[UK]Chaucer Reeve’s Tale line 4153: To bedde he gooth, and with him goth his wyf. As any Iay she light was and Iolyf, So was hir ioly whistle wel y-wet.
[UK]Towneley Mysteries ‘Secunda Pastorum’ 4 line 103: Had she oones wett hyr whystyll she couth syng fulle clere.
[UK]Palsgrave Lesclarcissement de la Langue Francoyse n.p.: Verbes: I wete my whystell as good drinkers do [...] Will you wete your whystell.
[UK]‘Philip Foulface’ Bacchus’ Bountie in Harleian Misc. II (1809) 307: Scarse had they tipled gyrum-wise [...] to whet their whistles; but comes in Bat Barlicap.
[UK]Fletcher Mad Lover II ii: Lets to’th Taverne, I have some few Crownes left yet: My whistle wet once Ile pipe him such a Paven.
[UK]Beaumont & Fletcher Beggar’s Bush III i: Give the boy some drink there! — Piper, wet your whistle.
[UK]H. Glapthorne Hollander IV i: Come hither Captaine, sing the hymne [...] but wet your pipes first, Ganimed, they’l squeake the better.
[UK]Mercurius Fumigosus 43 21–28 Mar. 341: Callin in for their three pence apiece to wet their Whistles.
[UK]J. Wilson Cheats I i: He was got drunk ere I could wet my whistle.
[UK]‘L.B.’ New Academy of Complements 164: Pond-water shall wet their whistles.
[Ire]‘Teague’ Teagueland Jests II 145: A dish or two of Usquebach had wet their whistles.
[UK]D’Urfey Comical Hist. of Don Quixote Pt 3 IV i: [He] could not spare me so much as a Knipperkin to wet my Whistle, as the Saying is.
[UK]T. Lucas Lives of the Gamesters (1930) 210: Drought compelling him to wet his whistle, he takes up a tankard of beer.
[UK]R. Bull Grobianus 160: Begin thy Whistle, as at first, to whet, Drink thy dear self entirely out of Debt.
[UK]Richardson Clarissa V 179: I only intended to whet my whistle.
[UK] ‘Country Clergyman’ in Gent.’s Mag. Apr. 198: Let me but wet my whistle.
Burns Poems (Globe) 150: But till we meet and weet our whistle, Tak this excuse for nae epistle [F&H].
[UK]C. Dibdin Yngr Spectre Knight 15: He’d so often be wetting his whistle.
[UK]Jack Randall’s Diary 68: They wet their whistles, and return’d to Town.
[UK]‘An Amateur’ Real Life in London I 183: Come, ould chap, vet your vistle and tip it us rum — go it my kiddy, that are’s just vat I likes.
[UK]Egan Bk of Sports 85: ‘Old Amen’ comes in for his fee, and perhaps for something to whet his whistle.
[US]Spirit of the Times (NY) 7 Apr. 2/1: [T]hinking he should want to ‘wet his whistle,’ concluded [...] to take some ‘change’.
[UK]W.N. Glascock Land Sharks and Sea Gulls I 232: A captain of a collier, who never woke but to ‘wet his whistle.’.
[Ire] ‘Murphy’s Weather Almanack’ Dublin Comic Songster 356: It rains, and there’s no chance of fare / For us to ‘wet our whistle’.
[Aus]Satirist & Sporting Chron. (Sydney) 18 Feb. 2/2: Up comes feeding time — [...] and summut to wet the whistle.
[US]T.J. Green Journal of the Texian Expedition 276: The sight of a picayune, and the good creature never failed to wet their whistles.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 1 Aug. 2/6: The prisoner had taken French leave [...] for the more pleasant occupation of whetting [sic] his whistle at a neighbouring boozing ken.
[Ind]Delhi Sketch Bk 1 Sept. 50/2: Commissariat rum was the swizzle, / They gave us for wetting our whistle.
[US]J. Brougham Basket of Chips 368: I was a-goin’ to wet my whistle from the junk-bottle.
[Scot]Stirling Obs. 7 Feb. 8/3: I like a wee driddle, my wizen t’ weet.
[UK]Punch 13 Oct. 161/1: As the matter for discussion was rather a dry subject, they had better wet their whistles.
[Ind]H. Hartigan Stray Leaves (2nd ser.) 244: ‘[I]s that yer gratitude for me givin’ ye a drop to wet yer whistle!’.
[US]W.T. Call Josh Hayseed in N.Y. 83: I’ll step over and wet my whistle.
[Aus]Dead Bird (Sydney) 16 Nov. 4/4: Every joker ’ad a Dead Bird in ’is kicksy, ’n a little flask of something to wet his whistle.
[Aus]H. Lawson ‘The God-Forgotten Election’ in Roderick (1967–9) I 110: Never stop to wet your whistles — drive like hell to God-Forgotten.
[Aus]W.S. Walker In the Blood 161: ‘Well, I will,’ replied Jim, ‘when I’ve wet my whistle.’.
[Aus]Truth (Perth) 10 Dec. 4/8: My word, they can wet their whistle.
[UK]C. Williams A Master of Crime 20: Wet your whistle with this, and give us a song.
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 319: The blessing of God and Mary and Patrick on you, says the citizen. And he ups his pint to wet his whistle.
[US]Dos Passos Manhattan Transfer 73: Sposin we all [...] have somethin to wet our whistles in the private bar.
[UK]B. Ross Tragedy of Z 103: I wants to wet my whistle.
[Ire](con. 1850–60s) G.A. Little Malachi Horan Remembers 40: They came from Killenarden / Their whistles for to wet.
[US]E. Wilson 11 Oct. [synd. col.] [He] sent me a bottle of scotch to wat my wheesle.
[UK]S. Jackson An Indiscreet Guide to Soho 89: A nice bar for wetting one’s whistle.
[US]J. Jones From Here to Eternity (1998) 148: You gonna play, you’ll want to wet your whistle. Singin makes a guy get dry.
[NZ]J. Boswell Ernie and the Rest of Us 15: A certain black-currant cordial was to be reserved for David to ‘wet his whistle.’.
[Aus]J. O’Grady It’s Your Shout, Mate! 32: Come in [...] an’ wet your whistle.
[UK]W. Trevor Fools of Fortune 89: Would you wet your whistle with us in the Lamb’s?
[US]S.A. Cosby ‘Grandpa’s Place’ in ThugLit Sept. [ebook] ‘I wouldn't mind something to wet my goddamn whistle’.

2. to give someone a drink.

[UK]Middleton Chaste Maid in Cheapside III ii: Now the cups troll about to wet the gossips’ whistles.
[UK] in D’Urfey Pills to Purge Melancholy VI 224: Let’s wet the whistle of the Muse, / That sings the praise of every Juice.
[US](con. WWII) J.O. Killens And Then We Heard The Thunder (1964) 374: The Southern Cross was dry as a chip, but Worm led Solly to the men’s rest room and wet his whistle with apple brandy from his hip pocket.
wet the bargain (v.) (also wet the deal)

to seal a deal with a drink (occas. a non-alcoholic gift; see cit. 1848).

F. Greville Maxims 90: Nor will he fail to wet the bargain with the feller. He has been known to drink very near his gallon of bad ale in an evening with a set of farmers.
J. Richardson Travels in Sahara 149: Haj Ibrahaim made these quondam merchants a present of some almonds and parched peas, ‘to wet the bargain.’.
[UK]G.A. Sala Gaslight and Daylight 87: Noggins of Geneva without number [...] are discussed to bind bargains, or ‘wet’ bargains.
[US]Southern Lit. Messenger XXIX 36/1: Captain Julias Wagner intending immediately to brew a flagon of the drink above mentioned, wherewith both parties shall wet the bargain.
[UK]C. Hindley Life and Adventures of a Cheap Jack 268: I shall be back again shortly, when we will wet the deal .
J.S. Hodges New Godiva 180: Now let’s have a drop of something better in the way of liquor, to wet the bargain.
[US]Atlantic Monthly LXIII 470/2: ‘There’s my hand on it,’ said the first speaker. ‘Now let’s have a drop of something better in the way of liquor, to wet the bargain.’.
[UK]M. Williams Round London 22: Wet the bargain, Bill.
[Scot]Antiquary 101/1: In a recent novel [...] we read ‘we’ll wet the bargain with a drink to make it hold the tighter.’.
T. Catling Press Album 144: That travelled seaman at once called for drinks, as he put it, to ‘wet the deal.’.
B. Mather Memsahib 23: ‘A couple of doubles to wet the deal. Do they still call ’em bara pegs in the Old Shiny?’ ‘Double whiskies? Yes – that’s the term.’.
wet the other eye (v.) (also wet both eyes, ...one eye, …one’s eye)

to follow one drink immediately by another.

[US]B. Franklin ‘Drinkers Dictionary’ in Pennsylvania Gazette 6 Jan. in AS XII:2 90: They come to be well understood to signify plainly that A MAN IS DRUNK. [...] Wet both Eyes.
[UK]Preston Chron. 28 May 4/2: She treated all present with brandy, and made all drink two glasses, to wet both eyes.
[SA] ‘Kaatje Kekkelbek or Life Among the Hottentots’ in D.C.F. Moodie (1888) II 556: Die Tronk is een lekker plek / Of ’t was not joost dry, / But soon as I got out again, / At Todd’s I wet my eye.
[UK]Morn. Post 21 Oct. 4/5: His friends [...] were not content letting him wet one eye, but would also make him wet the other.
[Aus]Satirist & Sporting Chron. (Sydney) 18 Feb. 3/2: Down went the lushous draught [...] ‘more,’ says our tee-totally (d—d) friend, ‘now I’ll wet the other eye’ — more than half a pint of Colonial stimulus was safely deposited is this gentleman’s ‘lock-up’.
[UK]Swell’s Night Guide 135/2: Wet the other Eye, take another glass.
[UK]Paul Pry 18 Dec. n.p.: F—W— [...] is a stunning good sort, but at times follows the example of his horses, by kicking over the traces. But being a right’un, we shall allow him to wet his eye, or both.
[UK]Kendal Mercury 17 Apr. 6/1: Before ye begins [...] vet yer other eye.
[UK](con. 1840s–50s) H. Mayhew London Labour and London Poor III 48/2: But Punch is always moderate; he likes one eye wetted, then the tother after; but he likes the best: not particular to brandy.
[Scot]Berwicks. News 29 Aug. 6/5: The happy company insisted that she would have her left eye wet, and having done this [...] to wet both eyes.
[Scot] ‘Paddy, the Ladies’ Darling’ Laughing Songster 53: ‘First let’s wet my eye,’ said the blind piper.
[Scot] ‘Comical Incidents’ Laughing Songster 62: I did wet one eye as we say in our town, I thought I might as well wet t’other.
[UK]Northampton Mercury 25 Jan. 2/6: He might want to wet both eyes.
[Aus]Brisbane Courier 16 Mar. 7/2: We ‘wet the other eye’. The old man lit his pipe.
[UK]Chelmsford Chron. 5 Jan. 2/5: A pint bottle was brought, and we drank it. I then said, ‘We had better wet the other eye,’ so we had another.
[Aus] ‘The Squatter’s Man’ in ‘Banjo’ Paterson Old Bush Songs 40: Teetotal was my plan. But soon I learned to wet one eye —.
[UK]Western Times 7 Dec. 9/3: If you should meet with farmer Spry. / Who has a throat that’s always dry, / And says, ‘Let’s wet the other eye,’ / Take cover!
[UK]Essex Newsman 6 Nov. 1/1: I shall wet the other eye / And take a wee, wee drappie.
[UK]‘William Juniper’ True Drunkard’s Delight 235: To wet the other eye is to take one drink after another.
wet up (v.)

1. to have a drink.

[US]T. Haliburton Clockmaker III 147: Come, let’s liquor; I want to wet up.
[US]A. Trumble Mysteries of N.Y. 18: He would [...] wet up at an Italian hotel on Seventeenth street.
[US]Flynt & Walton Powers That Prey 244: When he got up to leave he dropped a ten-dollar bill on the tie, saying: ‘Wet ’er up on me, boys.’.
[US]H. Green Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 365: Can’t do nothin’ till we wet up all ’round, boys.
[US] ‘The Soughrty Peaks’ in G. Logsdon Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing (1989, 1995) 130–1: ’Twas the good old days when an old cowboy / Could wet up his old inside / They started in at the Kentucky Bar.

2. to shoot.

[US]R. Cea No Lights, No Sirens 37: ‘Yah, Officer, every-ting irie. Don’t fuckin’ wet me up, every-ting cool running’.

3. see sense 4 above.

General uses

wet oneself (v.) [i.e. wet one’s pants under pants n.]

to become overexcited.

[US] (ref. to 1868) N. Kimball Amer. Madam (1981) 59: I got on and nearly wet myself in fear, and sat on the green plush.
[UK]‘Henry Green’ Loving (1978) 78: Between screeches Kate managed to get out, ‘Take care I’ll wet myself.’.
[Aus]A. Seymour One Day of the Year (1977) I i: I thought poor old Wacka’d wet himself.
[UK]G.F. Newman You Flash Bastard 56: Once some silly bitch had thought he was Michael Caine and had wet herself asking for his autograph.
[UK]F. Taylor Auf Wiedersehen Pet Two 21: Having got through wetting themselves about Barry, they were discussing strategy.
[UK]K. Lette Foetal Attraction (1994) 254: Laugh? I used to wet myself readin’ it.
[US]Hip-Hop Connection Jan. 87: When you hear it, you’ll wet yourself.