2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [39]: the bairns, whae, eftir sleepin through aw the aggro, got woken up by the cop car sirens.at aggro, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [13]: — Disgraced alco cop suicide, ah explain tae the cunt.at alko, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 107: Attack is usually the best form of defence [...] I decide to amp it up.at amp up (v.) under amp, v.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [18]: Nae hooring tonight, bud, plenty feather and flip, a big day the morn.at feather (and flip), n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 11: The universe has gone arse-over-tit.at arse over tit under arse, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [14]: — Right, you fucking raving arse bandit, up to that bar and make mine a double Macallan’s!at arse bandit, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [24]: — Em… alright, babe? — Don’t fucking babe me, Mark! at babe, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 47: The hump at the end of it is just simple bag emptying.at bag, n.1
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [18]: Carlotta still has a face on her like a well-skelped bahooky.at bahakas, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 8: After Franco’s attempted attack on me [...] he was banged up.at bang up, v.2
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [15]: [H]e rumbles you rifling one of his Roger Moores in the sauna. Bang to rights.at bang to rights (adv.) under bang, adv.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [15]: Rode the mother-in-law, the wee sister, banjoed the fucking maid of honour on the night before the wedding; the whole shebang.at banjo, v.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [17]: You’ll be as good as new, apart fae the Mars bar.at Mars bar, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 152: You cannae keep it in your troosers and have tae bareback ride some slag.at barebacking (n.) under bareback, adv.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 69: But tae be wanted again, for anything, it feels barry.at barry, adj.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 59: ‘Try doing some ching and base on top of it [i.e. MDMA]’.at base, n.1
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [30]: I’m thinking of the first time we fucked, when she was fifteen and I was seventeen (at that age classed as stoat rather than noncing).at stoat-the-baw, v.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 70: You bounce tae the airport in a Joe Baxi n head home.at Joe Baxi, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [35]: So ah head oot the door, collar up, beanie doon over the brows, skerf roond the mooth.at beanie, n.1
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 103: He’s getting rogered daily on the beasts’ wing at Saughton.at beast, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [37]: I still have enough juice in the tank to pummel Marianne under the beef cosh.at beef cosh (n.) under beef, n.1
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [25]: The Exercise Bike (every cunt has pumped it and it doesnae move) approaches me.at bicycle, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 5: He’s on the other side ay this biscuit-ersed door.at biscuit-arsed (adj.) under biscuit, n.1
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 3: Sitting bitch in economy, crammed iin between a fat cunt and a jumpy pissheid.at ride bitch (v.) under bitch, n.1
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [33]: The Californian sun-bleached blonde hair is already fading tae a murky Blighty brunette.at Blighty, adj.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 59: Still looking a little blitzed from the night before.at blitzed, adj.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [37]: The bloater’s intervention has upped the horn stakes and we shit-talk each other into a joint shrieker of an orgasm.at bloater, n.
2018 I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [13]: [A]h climb back in and blooter the chair oot fae under his taes.at blooter, v.