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Texas Crude 93: Fuckin’ the dog and sellin’ the pups. Wasting time and loafing on the job.at fuck the dog (and sell the pups) (v.) under dog, n.2
Texas Crude 93: Fuckin’ the dog and sellin’ the pups. Wasting time and loafing on the job. Texas Crude 66: Colorado Kool-aid. Coors beer.at Colorado Kool-Aid, n.
Texas Crude 54: From asshole to appetite. From anus to gullet This is where people sometimes get cut, from [...] ‘He cut that sumbitch from asshole to appetite. Gutted him like a deer’.at from asshole to appetite under asshole, n.
Texas Crude 71: In Texas there are three gradations of Sexual Woman. Number one is Cock [...] Number two is Booger [...] Number three is Pussy.at booger, n.2
Texas Crude 44: Needledick the Bugfucker. Mock monicker for a man with undersized genitals.at bugfucker (n.) under bug, n.4
Texas Crude 108: Dick-fingered, Maladroit. ‘He’s so dick-fingered he can’t pick his nose without puttin’ his eye out.’.at dick-fingered (adj.) under dick, n.1
Texas Crude 44: Needledick the Bugfucker. Mock monicker for a man with undersized genitals.at needle dick, n.
Texas Crude 40: He can’t run fast enough to scatter his dookii.at dookie, n.
Texas Crude 114: She found that fuckrubber under her pillow.at fuck-rubber (n.) under fuck, n.
Texas Crude 55: To gar-mouth. To spout empty threats and imprecations. ‘I’ll knock your ass up so high you’ll have to climb a stepladder to shit!’ is a class gar-mouth line.at garmouth, v.
Texas Crude 113: Git-fiddle, or gitbucket. A guitar. ‘That Chet Atkins can make that gitfiddle stand up and talk.’.at gitfiddle, n.
Texas Crude 9: ‘Grandma’ is the lowest, therefore the slowest, gear in a truck transmission.at grandma, n.
Texas Crude 76: Head gaskets....Condoms.at head gasket (n.) under head, n.
Texas Crude 70: Some ol’ hide over at the Skid Row lounge fell in love with me for a while last night.at hide, n.
Texas Crude 114: Carl [...] went down to Mexico, got sloppy drunk and woke up married to some ol’ hide, not a tooth in her head.at hide, n.
Texas Crude 81: Put a lip-lock on my love-muscle.at lip-lock, n.
Texas Crude 108: What’s this, dear heart, your famous meat injection?at meat injection (n.) under meat, n.
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