1995 S. Bell If... 30 Nov. in If Files (1997) 41: Our problem’s always been too much blurting skirt!at blurting, adj.
1995 S. Bell If... 2 Nov. in If Files (1997) 36: Are your parents movers and shakers and how much do they earn??at mover, n.
1995 S. Bell If... 26 June in If Files (1997) 11: How much are you prepared to slip us this time??at slip, v.2
1996 S. Bell If... 13 June in If Files (1997) 86: Any monkey business out o’ ye, and, by the bloody red buttock of O’Neil, we’ll be blowing ye away like vermin.at monkey business, n.
1996 S. Bell If... 11 Dec. in If Files (1997) 119: Crikey! That’s the biggest jobbie I’ve ever seen in my life!at jobbie, n.2
1996 S. Bell If... 1 Mar. in If Files (1997) 62: You’re the only person I know who could do a moonie and nobody’d be able to tell.at moon, n.
1996 S. Bell If... 10 May in If Files (1997) 77: You’re pulling my plonker!at pull one’s plonker (v.) under plonker, n.
1996 S. Bell If... 16 Feb. in If Files (1997) 55: It’s Poossyfoot Paisley, Minister of Lurve in the Blair Revolution!!at pussyfoot, adj.
1996 S. Bell If... 27 June in If Files (1997) 89: Those rubbernecking foreign fools.at rubberneck, v.
1997 S. Bell If... 27 March in If Files (1997) 141: Claims I gotta distinctive tattoo on my pecker [...] inscribed on the ol’ clam spear.at clam spear (n.) under clam, n.1
1997 S. Bell If... 26 Mar. in If Files (1997) 140: Everyone shouts ‘Holy Cow! It’s the President’s penis!!’.at holy cow! (excl.) under holy...!, excl.
1997 S. Bell If... 24 June in If Files (1997) 155: I gotta hot property for you – it’s a millennium musical...at hot property (n.) under hot, adj.
1997 S. Bell If... 23 Jan. in If Files (1997) 128: Tell Sid there’s quids in kids on the skids.at quid, n.
1997 S. Bell If... 28 Apr. in If Files (1997) 144: I’m shagged off with battlebuses and being headless!at shagged off (adj.) under shag, v.1
1997 S. Bell If... 9 May in If Files (1997) 150: Stone me! It’s the P.L.P. – Look at them all!at stone me! (excl.) under stone, v.