2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Tuna Taco, Roast Beef Curtains. Both of those terms gross me the fuck out. Because they’re nasty and disgusting!at beef curtains (n.) under beef, n.1
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Cooter. My friend Fran used to use this, and I find it really amusing. [...] I think that there’s some kind of a turtle that people call cooters, too. [...] It may be a snapping turtle/vagina dentata thing.at cooter, n.1
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Muff. [...] My friend Emily has an actual Aunt Muffie who is a lesbian, which is just fucking awesome.at muff, n.1
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Poontang/Poon. [...] You gotta say it with a lot of Os, like ‘Pooooooooooontang.’ Phil uses it like a vagina/sex reference, like, ‘Must obey the poon.’.at poon, n.1
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Poontang/Poon. [...] You gotta say it with a lot of Os, like ‘Pooooooooooontang.’ Phil uses it like a vagina/sex reference, like, ‘Must obey the poon.’.at poontang, n.
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Cooter. My friend Fran used to use this, and I find it really amusing. [...] I think that there’s some kind of a turtle that people call cooters, too. [...] It may be a snapping turtle/vagina dentata thing.at snapping turtle, n.
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Snatch. Snatch just sounds horribly vulgar. Especially the phrase ‘bleeding snatch.’.at snatch, n.
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Squirrel. There’s this scene in Bring It On where a rival football player says, ‘While you’re out here losing, your male cheerleaders are out there stealing all your squirrel.’.at squirrel, n.
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Tuna Taco, Roast Beef Curtains. Both of those terms gross me the fuck out. Because they’re nasty and disgusting!at tuna taco (n.) under tuna, n.
2003 ‘The Cooter Monologues’ at www.pinkhairedgirl.com 20 Jan. 🌐 Vag. I don’t use this, but I knew a girl who did, and I thought it sounded cool, like her vagina was a really close friend or something.at vag, n.2