Green’s Dictionary of Slang

flue n.1

[SE flue, a chimney, thus any form of passage for conveying heat]

1. (also flue-hole) the vagina.

[US] in E. Cray Erotic Muse (1992) 2: The devil’s in the pisspot and he’s got me by the flue.
[UK]Mercurius Fumigosus 36 31 Jan.–7 Feb. 288: There is a skil-fool man in Horsham [...] who lately found out a great Discoverie in the Privie Parts of a Woman neer the Flue, which proved to be a Wart.
[UK] ‘Firing Up The Chimney’ in Lummy Chaunter 80: Then Molly ask’d Jemmy his pistol to fire [...] Up her foul flue and bring down the mire.
[UK]‘Up the Flew’ in Flash Minstrel! in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) I 108: Go along chummy, wide awake chummy, / Up their flue holes go along chum.
[UK] ‘I Am a Smutty Chimney Sweep’ in Gentleman’s Spicey Songster 24: When up the ladies’ flues I creep, / The pleasure it is all my own.
[UK]Swell’s Night Guide 36: Many of the finest of the Oxford-street birds flutter in here [...] nightbirds. [...] We especially recommend our rustic relatives to fight shy, for many have suffered from inflamation [...] The flues attached to this establishment are rather foul.
[US]‘Marry Had a Pair of Drawers’ Bawdy N.Y. State MS. n.p.: Then he took his PRICK from out his pants, / And stuck it in her flue.
[US] in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) II 602: I will suck your juicey pick / While you lick out my flue.
[US] ‘Betty Boop in “Flesh”’ [comic strip] in B. Adelman Tijuana Bibles (1997) 29: The old buzzard intends to ravish her flue.
[US] in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) I 566: There once was an Indian maid / Who was always afraid, / That some buckeroo would ram it up her flue.
[US]E. Thompson Garden of Sand (1981) 142: He stirred and shoved her back to work, busily beginning to churn her flue with his fingers.

2. a lift formerly in use in pawnbrokers’ shops, in which the articles pawned were taken up for storage; thus put up the flue v., to pawn.

[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.

3. the stomach; usu. in line one’s flue

[US]B. Conlon ‘Rope Meat’ in Wild West Weekly 22 Oct. 🌐 It was the law of the West to ask a stranger to light and line his flue with chuck.

4. the anus.

C. Aiken Blue Voyage 135: I don’t give a damn what he said – he can stick it up – the flue.
[US]E. Thompson Garden of Sand (1981) 390: I’m going to fuck you up your flue.

5. (US Und.) the envelope supposedly containing money in a swindle.

[US]D. Maurer ‘Lang. of Und. Confidence Men’ Lang. Und. (1981) 362/2: flue The envelope in which money is placed in any big-con or short-con game.

6. (US black) a room, as used by a prostitute for work.

[US]Milner & Milner Black Players 117: Most of the flues [...] around have an open light bulb which hide up nothing from view.

In phrases

go up the flue (v.)

(US campus) to die.

[US]W.C. Gore Student Sl. in Cohen (1997) 14: go up the flue. To die.
[US]Sun (NY) 30 Jan. 15/6: ‘I suppose if yer die th’ fourth time th’ lodge goes up th’ flue!’.
in the flue (also up the flue)

1. in pawn.

[UK]‘An Amateur’ Real Life in London I 566: *Up the spout, or up the flue—Are synonymous in their import, and mean the act of pledging property with a Pawnbroker for the loan of money.
[UK]‘Paul Pry’ Oddities of London Life II 289: ‘Maty I ain't got no “tin,” take my new tile and go and shove it up the flue for a bob’.
[UK]W.E. Henley ‘Culture in the Slums’ in Farmer Musa Pedestris (1896) 179: Suppose I put ’em up the flue, / And booze the profits, Joe? Not me.
[UK]A. Morrison Hole in the Wall (1947) 70: She’s hypotenused, Cap’en Kemp; pawned, as you might say; up the flue.

2. in trouble.

[UK]G. Kent Modern Flash Dict. 35: Up the flue – being in trouble, on the pot.
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open.

3. dead; lit. and fig.

[UK]Morn. Post (London) 14 Nov. 3/3: He must not put his ‘Lords in Pawn’ after last night’s fashion; or. to use a slang expression, it will be ‘all up the flue’ with him.
[UK] ‘Great Liberal Majority of 110’ in C. Hindley Curiosities of Street Lit. (1871) 110: His hopes are up the flue.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 6 Aug. 15/3: Mortal combat will ensue / Over jackass, dingo, ’roo, / Someone will go up the flue / Soon or late; / And there’ll be a shock in store / For our Ed. (when he’s no more), / When he wildly shall implore / At heaven’s gate.

4. physically or mentally run down.

[US]Wood & Goddard Dict. Amer. Sl. 58: up the flue, flume or spout. Gone flooey; ruined.

5. pregnant.

[Aus]‘She’s Up the Flue’ in Mess Songs & Rhymes of the RAAF 33: She’s up the flue, she’s up the flue, / Oh Jesus Christ Almighty, what shall I do?
[Ire]G. Coughlan Everyday Eng. and Sl. 🌐 Up the flue / In the family way (n): pregnant.
line one’s flue (v.)

(orig. US Western, mainly black) to eat.

[US]A. Adams Log Of A Cowboy 86: Reaching our wagon in time for breakfast and lining our flues with Lovell’s good chuck.
[US] in ‘Jiver’s Bible’ in D. Burley Orig. Hbk of Harlem Jive.

In exclamations

up your flue!

a coarse excl. of dismissal.

[UK](con. WWII) B. Aldiss Soldier Erect 136: ‘Churchill’s okay [...]’ ‘Up your flue!’.
Derek & Clive ‘Non-Stop Dancer / My Mum Song’ 🎵 on Come Again [album] If you are Cockney too / Do this fucking dancing / And shove it up your flue!

SE in slang uses

In compounds

flue-faker (n.) [faker n. (1)]

1. a chimney-sweep, thus flue faking/feaking, chimney sweeping.

[Aus]Vaux Vocab. of the Flash Lang.
[UK]P. Egan Key to the Picture of the Fancy going to a Fight 20: [W]hy should not the Flue Faker enjoy the pleasures of a mill as well as the Nib Sprig?
[UK]Egan Life in London (1869) 52: The needy flue-faker [...] born without a shirt, and not a bit of scran in his cup.
[UK]J. Wight Mornings in Bow St. 157: Mr. George Penderoast, the principal of a flue-feaking establishment — or, in ordinary phrase, a master chimney-sweeper.
[UK] ‘My Shickster Molly’ in Knowing Chaunter 43: There’s Joe, the flue-faker, vith scorn passes by.
[UK]Worcs. Chron. 8 Sept. 3/2: Thomas Hurst, Esq., in the black and dismal line, vulgo, a flue-faker.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 8 Aug. 3/3: Mary Beech swore an assault against William Porten, a flue-faking operative of Wood's Buildings, Pitt-street.
[UK]Duncombe New and Improved Flash Dict.
[UK]Hotten Sl. Dict.
[UK]C. Hindley Vocab. and Gloss. in True Hist. of Tom and Jerry 175: Flue Fakers. Chimney sweeps.

2. (racing) ‘low sporting characters, who are so termed from their chiefly betting on the Great Sweeps’ (sweepstakes) (Hotten, 1860).

[UK]W.T. Moncrieff Tom and Jerry I v: You have [...] sported your blunt with the flue fakers and gay tyke boys on the phenomenon monkey – seen that gamest of all buffers, Rumpty-tum with the rats.
[UK] ‘The Bastard’s Christening’ in Comic Songster and Gentleman’s Private Cabinet 12: There vos leery Joe, the flue faker, / Who’d just left the Stone Pitcher.
[UK]Hotten Dict. of Modern Sl. etc.
[Aus]Melbourne Punch ‘City Police Court’ 3 Oct. 234/1: The Mayor.– Well my flying sawney hunter [...] you were reported to me as being scammered with some multee kertever flue fakers in a flatty ken.
[UK]Hotten Sl. Dict.