cookie n.1
1. the vagina, thus sexual intercourse.
![[UK]](/static/img/flags/uk.png "United Kingdom") | Sl. and Its Analogues. | |
 | ‘Papa Wants a Cookie’ 🎵 Papa wants a cookie, papa needs a cookie / Papa’s gonna get it somehow. / [...] / Papa wants loving, Papa wants loving / Papa wants loving right now, now, now. | |
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | Queens’ Vernacular 57: the female sex organ [...] cookie. | |
| (con. WWII) Hollywoodland (1981) 58: ‘If you can’t get a boner, I’ll let you cop a feel of my cookie.’ [...] ‘C’mon, civvie, my cookie’s getting mushy!’. | |
| Pain Killers 199: Do you cover me with the sheet and then move the hole till it’s right over my cookie? | |
| Corruption Officer [ebk] cap. 23: Hood booga - any low self-esteem female in any hood that is on welfare with a bunch of kids [...] that will give up the cookie to any City employee due to the fact that he has benefits. | |
| ‘Big Snip’ in Life During Wartime (2018) 19: [of a dog] If it gets dark red like her cookie, bring her in. |
2. (orig. US, also cooky) a man (or woman), often with a qualifying adj., e.g. smart cookie
| Overseas with an Aero Squadron 61: Back Home — [...] That the ‘Sweet Cookie’ will be waiting still. | |
| Hand-made Fables 96: I have seen countless hordes of first-time Cookies going through the deadly Routine. | |
| ‘Heat from Texas’ in Spicy Detective Stories Nov. 🌐 Grab a couple of my ties and we’ll wrap this cookie up. | |
| ‘Don’t Give Your Right Name’ in Goulart (1967) 5: You’re one of them cookies, are you? | |
| One Lonely Night 131: When that girl comes back she be one mad cookie, you bet! | |
| Nil Carborundum (1963) Act III: You’re my prisoner, cookie. | |
| Picture Palace 64: What’s wrong, cookie? he asked gently. | |
| Campus Sl. Mar. 5: space cookie – person who is out of touch. | |
![[SA]](/static/img/flags/sa.png "South Africa") | Sun. Times (S. Afr.) 27 Jan. 20: She’s a tough little cookie. | |
![[Aus]](/static/img/flags/aus.png "Australia") | Thrill City [ebook] She seemed like a pretty switched-on old cookie. |
3. (also shop cookie) an attractive woman.
| Collier’s 6 Mar. 42/3: That girl friend of yours is a cookie [DA]. | |
| ‘Dog Collared’ in Popular Detective Oct. 🌐 I’m goin’ down and arrest this Kavyar cookie. | |
| ‘Latin Blood’ in Speed Detective Aug. 🌐 You could have cooled the guy because he was beating your time to this cookie. | |
| World So Wide 172: Nowdays he usually called Olivia ‘Sister’, ‘Cookie’ or ‘Helena Troy’. | |
| Affairs of Gidget 34: That cool cookie, had a head on her shoulders. | |
| Union Dues (1978) 152: She’s a real shop cookie, this one [...] she was his number-one piece. | |
| Glitter Dome (1982) 137: Let’s get outa here, Marty, before I go bonzo and rent me a pair of skates and go down in flames the first trip around the floor chasing some coked-out cookie in cutoffs! | |
| Big Ask 73: My little brother Rodney did the dirty on her, shot through with a new cookie. | |
| Mad mag. July 41: Hey, cookie, [...] have some class. | |
| Gutshot Straight [ebook] ‘Hey, cookie [...] What say you and I go back to my hotel for a private dance?’. |
4. (US) a close friend.
| A Thousand and One Afternoons [ebook] Where you been hiding yourself? I thought you and I were cookies. |
5. (UK, Glasgow) a prostitute.
| DSUE (8th edn) 251/1: Glasgow – 1934. |
6. in pl., the contents of one’s stomach, lit. things that have been cooked; usu. in phrs. meaning to vomit, e.g. chuck one’s cookies, heave one’s cookies, woof one’s cookies (see phrs. below).
| Dict. Service Sl. n.p.: it gripes my cookies . . . disgusts me. | |
| Pleasures of Helen 161: ‘I crack my cookies every time. But I’ve learned how to do it. Now I don’t splatter my shoes’. | |
| Stories (1985) 78: ‘e’ll drop his cookies’. | |
| Online Sl. Dict. 🌐 chunk (one’s) cookies v 1. to vomit. (‘Don’t drink too much, or you’ll chunk your cookies.’). | |
| August Snow [ebook] One of Spiegelman’s lackeys blew his cookies at the sight of naked, dead and mangled bodies. |
7. (US) in pl., the male or female genitalia.
| ‘Goin’ Crazy with the Blues’ 🎵 Once he said my apple sauce could not be beat, / And he used to like my cookies nice and sweet. | |
| , | | DAS. |
| S.R.O. (1998) 102: Sincer she evidently was a junky I knew I could get to those cookies [...] Yeah, man. Hate ’em and screw ’em Black Power! | |
| review of Man Academy 2 at www.gayvideodad.com 24 Apr. 🌐 Michaels and Johnson tag-team Kelley’s butt, and the scene ends with milk on everyone’s cookies. |
8. (US) $1.
| All These Condemned (2001) 33: She put too many cookies in this layout. She’s living too high. |
9. (US black) a derog. term for a black person who is seen as espousing white values to the detriment of their own background.
| Black Jargon in White America 61: cookie n. 1. a black person deemed disloyal to his race. [...] 2. a black person who tries to live exactly as white people do. | |
| Juba to Jive 110: Cookie n. (1950s) variant of ‘oreo’ (black on the outside, white on the inside) any black person perceived by his or her community to be guilty of racial disloyalty. |
10. a good example of something, a good one.
![[Ire]](/static/img/flags/ire.png "Ireland") | All Looks Yellow to the Jaundiced Eye 101: She stood at the base line, stooping forward intently, racket ready-poised, I dished her up a cookie. |
11. (US gay) the penis.
| Guild Dict. Homosexual Terms 34: Penis [...] cookie. |
12. (US black) in pl., in fig. uses.
(a) any form of desired object, esp. sex or money.
| Black Players 48: Cookies are the prizes to be won in a game, and the term usually refers to money. | |
| (con. 1972) Circle of Six 157: Fuck the foreplay. I decided to go directly for the cookies. ‘I know you were there that day’. |
13. (US) a cigarette; thus cookie box n., a pack of cigarettes.
| CB Slanguage 27: Cookies: cigarettes. | |
| Complete CB Hbk (2nd edn) 296: Cookie box – Pack of cigarettes. |
14. (US gay) an effeminate male homosexual; thus also as a nickname or term of address.
| Queens’ Vernacular 73: stereotype effeminate homosexual [...] cookie (pej.) hetero sl: ‘Yeah, some cookie asked me if he could suck my dick’. | |
| Guardian 17 Aug. 17: He’s still outrageously camp and calls us all Cookie. |
15. (US) a lump of expectorated phlegm.
| Rivethead (1992) 93: Everything was punctuated with a hack or coughin’ spasm or a lung cookie flung towards the aisle. |
In compounds
(US black) a mixed-race person of black and white parentage.
| Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 cookies ’n cream Definition: half black, half white person Example: Bitch, you aint black, you just cookies n cream. |
(US black) slapping a woman’s breasts while engaged in sexual intercourse with her.
| Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 cookie crashin Definition: to fuck a bitch and smack her titties when on top of her. (must be laying on back to make easy) Example: Man yo, I was cookie crashin dat bitch and she still wanted more. |
In phrases
1. to lose emotional control.
| Auto Driver 54-5 39/2: But where Beck really ‘flipped his cookies’ was when he said that the automobile industry was in the worst shape it has been in thirty years. | |
| Short End 55: ‘Crazy,’ I yelled back at him, and just about flipped my cookies from the effort [HDAS]. | |
| Fear of Flying 34: But when he finally flipped his cookies (as we politely said in my immediate family) or showed symptoms of schizophrenia [...]. | |
| Bookie 105: Also, I was getting very close to flipping my cookie. | |
| Masterclass 201: He finally flipped his cookies (as we politely said in my immediate family) or showed symptoms of schizophrenia (as one of his many psychiatrists put it) . | |
| My Memories of You 204: Most of the time I feel like I’m going to flip my cookies. Mom and Dad treat me like a child; they’re always all over me. |
2. to ejaculate.
| Whipped Passions n.p.: ‘The guy I was with last night [...] flipped his cookies twice jus’ watchin’ me undress’. | |
| Stud Landlord n.p.: ‘I had near flipped my cookies just over seein’ Frank’s eight and a half [inches]!’. |
3. of a woman, to reach orgasm.
| ‘Dennis Drew’ n.p.: Dianne had flipped her cookies real quick with that kind of action. | |
| Her Son’s Favorite n.p.: ‘She could flip her cookies by me sucking up a tit for about five minutes’. |
4. to vomit.
| Bill [...] on the Planet of Robot Slaves (1991) 89: Bill was beginning to get carsick [...] he fought hard not to flip his cookies. | |
| B.S. Counter 248: A few more gurgles down the drain and it set wrong on his recent meal. He rushed outside to flip his cookies. |
1. to have sexual intercourse; thus get one’s cookies off, to come to orgasm.
| Riot (1967) 51: Let’s castrate the ol’ bastard [...] Fix him so he can’t get his cookies. | |
| Friends of Eddie Coyle 77: ‘You get your cookies too?’ Jackie Brown said. | |
| (con. 1940s) Hold Tight (1990) 72: He’s out getting his cookies off in Japland. | |
| Homeboy 174: He gets his cookies dusting whores. |
2. fig., to enjoy oneself.
| Generation (U. Michigan) 9 23/1: You know you get your cookies gigging for the stiffs and digging all the pretty little foxes. | |
| Digger’s Game (1981) 45: This how you get your cookies, Father? | |
| Patriot Game (1985) 224: Gettin’ your cookies without anybody knowin’? | |
| Muscle for the Wing 121: You get any cookies out of it? | |
| Hellions! 32: He really got his cookies off on guys like that. Then, like a woman off the rag, he got nicer. |
(US) to lose emotional control.
| Harder They Fall (1971) 47: He was one of the few men [...] who could pass out and not lose either his cookies or his dignity. | |
| (con. 1950) Band of Brothers 3: He still losin’ his cookies? | |
| S.R.O. (1998) 483: When you hate like I do you can’t afford to take chances because if you lose you lose all your cookies as well. | |
| Campus Sl. Nov. 4: lose one’s cookies – to go crazy. | |
| Dict. of Invective (1991) 343: lost [one’s] cookies (comparable to gone crackers in crackpot). | |
| Body of Evidence (1992) 315: So he was approached in a men’s room and lost his cookies? What happened? What psychosis? | |
| Indep. on Sun. Mag. 9 Apr. 16: He worried that he might actully lose his cookies. |
1. (US) to vomit.
| Rhubarb 213: He’ll snap his cookies. | |
| Neon Wilderness (1986) 212: Popped my cookies [...] Flashed the old hash all over Twenny-Second. | |
| et al. CUSS 99: Cookies, snap your Vomit. | |
| Current Sl. IV:1 14: Snap . . . cookies, v. Regurgitate. |
2. of a woman, to reach orgasm.
| Everyone’s Virgin n.p.: Elinor had screwed Carla’s brains loose — and Carla had popped her cookies. | |
| Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words. | |
| ‘Cherry Blossom’ on Alt Sex Stories Text Repository 🌐 He shoved in and his penis erupted, spray-painting her vaginal walls with passion juice. Cherry rocked up into him, smashing her clitty against him, and popped her cookies. Baxter gave a few paradise strokes and then collapsed onto her. | |
| The Picture 7 Sept. 74: ‘The slow grind ended [...] with me shooting my load up her dripping nunga and her humping me with a powerful pelvic rotation until she popped her cookies’. |
3. of a man, to ejaculate.
| For Lust’s Sake n.p.: ‘I have the feeling that Art will be ready to pop his cookies within a very short time!’. | |
| Happy Hooker 247: I took the biggest dildo around and jammed it in his rear end, and he popped his cookies. | |
| Frank’s Oversexed Aunt n.p.: ‘She knew that if she continued this tit massage for long he’d pop his cookies all over them and that seemed like an awful waste of that liquid heaven.’. | |
| nifty.org 23 May 🌐 I popped my cookies, which choked him, he coughed, spiting my come all over my legs. | |
| Fatal Impeachment 77: ‘Hell, if Vanessa floozy, big boobs, can get him to pop his cookies, I should be able to turn him into Vesuvius’. | |
| Blackbirds 28: ‘He’s lying there on the bed, all smug and satisfied after popping me in the eye and then popping his cookies – at least he didn’t pop his cookies in my eye’. |
1. (US campus) to vomit.
| ‘Stanford Expressions’ in AS II:6 278: shoot one’s cookies — vomit. | |
| ‘Finger Man’ in Pearls Are a Nuisance (1964) 106: You better go lay down somewhere, buddy. If I’m any judge of colour, you’re goin’ to shoot your cookies. | |
| Dead Ringer 102: I hadn’t been able to hold two drinks, which was all I’d had, without shooting my cookies. | |
| , | | DAS 163/2: drop [one’s] cookies = shoot [one’s] cookies. |
| Current Sl. IV:1 14: Shoot . . . cookies, v. Regurgitate. | |
| Campus Sl. Mar. 2: When she walks in wearing that convalescent gown, I could shoot my cookies. | |
| Sl. and Sociability 52: When today’s college students ‘vomit’, they shoot cookies. |
2. to ejaculate.
| Pipe Cleaner n.p.: The boy was getting very fired up and I could tell he was about to shoot his cookies. | |
| Gentlemen Prefer Nymphs n.p.: Her playing first with the staff and then with his balls caused Del amost to shoot his cookies. | |
| Sex Circus n.p.: I shot my cookies and the gushing mess squirted over both of them. |
3. of a woman, to reach orgasm.
| Pipe Cleaner n.p.: [I] began rubbing her clit. It was not long before she was shooting her cookies. | |
| Sex Sorority n.p.: Henry [...] could hear the steady rhythm of her breathing gasps. ‘She’s coming, she’s climaxing, she’s shooting her cookies’. |
(orig. US) a bright, opportunistic person; also ironically.
| America’s House of Lords 185: And there you are — the advertiser controls the press! Pretty simple for a smart cookie like old Ick to figure. | |
| Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye in Four Novels (1983) 210: Is he a dope? Did he come in with us or didn’t he? There’s your answer. He’s a smart cookie. | |
| Long Wait (1954) 73: Wendy was a sharp little cooky. | |
| Sweet Money Girl 34: He was a smart cookie. | |
| ‘The Frightening Frammis’ in Fireworks (1988) 114: Here was one sharp cookie [...] As sharp as she was tough. | |
| Playback 52: I just knew I’d picked a smart cookie. | |
| Scene (1996) 93: We’re playing with a bunch of smart cookies, talented guys, professionals. | |
| in Sweet Daddy 67: A sharp cookie all of a sudden wants to play Mr. Jesus. | |
| (con. 1950s) Death of an Irish Town 57: Say, kid, how come a smart cookie like you don’t come out here? | |
| Going After Cacciato (1980) 206: Doc, he’s a pretty smart cookie. | |
| Rat on Fire (1982) 141: Couple of smart cookies. | |
| London Fields 324: Sheridan Sick: a smart cookie. Yeah, a biscuit, with a haircut on top, powered by a certain je-ne-sais-quoi. | |
| Native Tongue 248: You’re a smart cookie. | |
| Indep. on Sun. Rev. 19 Dec. 12: A smart cookie. A smooth operator. | |
| Sleep with the Fishes 147: That Bifulco was a sharp cookie, sticking him with that carp. | |
| Peepshow [ebook] You seemed like a smart cookie, seemed to have your head screwed on right. | |
| (con. 1954) Tomato Can Comeback [ebook] Sharp cookie that I was, I was figuring out this guy wasn’t my biggest fan. | |
| Killing Pool 4: She’s a bright cookie [...] sharp as a tack. |
(US) to vomit.
| Cogan’s Trade (1975) 103: The cocksucker threw his cookies on my pants. |
1. (orig. US campus) to vomit.
| 13 Oct. in A Flying Tiger’s Diary (1984) 24: The fact that he already was skunk drunk, meant that he usually ended up tossing his cookies. | |
| Catcher in the Rye (1958) 86: The cab I had was a real old one that smelled like someone’d just tossed his cookies in it. I always get those vomity kind of cabs. | |
| Teen-Age Mafia 38: The stench of stale beer [...] and the clogged toilet were enough to make anybody toss his cookies. | |
| et al. CUSS. | |
| Skeletons 230: Digging into the grave on the right. A bit of beard. I tossed my cookies. | |
| Campus Sl. Mar. 1: blow groceries – [...] toss your tacos. | |
| In La-La Land We Trust (1999) 21: That naked body had no head [...] I thought I was going to toss my cookies. | |
| Skin Tight 188: God help you if you toss your cookies. | |
| Golden Orange (1991) 337: As the judge watched in horror, the defendant tossed his cookies all over the counsel table. | |
| Mad mag. Aug. 43: Ozzy [Osbourne] used to be known for tossing his cookies. |
2. in imper., a derisory retort.
| Union Dues (1978) 206: ‘Peace, love, happiness.’ ‘Toss my cookies.’. |
3. to make someone sick.
| Homeboy 16: How could they know the mere sight of a male member tossed Bermuda’s cookies? |
SE in slang uses
In compounds
(US gay) semen stains on the trousers.
| Queens’ Vernacular. |
(orig. US black) a police badge.
| Other Side of the Circus 155: Against the law to pack a cookie-cutter without a license in a lot of states. | |
| , | | DAS. |
| (con. 1940s–60s) Straight from the Fridge Dad 35: Cookie cutter Policeman’s badge. |
1. (US) a moustache; thus a moustachioed person.
| Milwaukee Road Mag. 30-1 64/3: Doesn’t Frank Basil look cute with the cookie-duster he grew to cover what he calls a ‘cold sore’. | |
| Man with the Golden Arm 330: Look at the cooky duster, girls! | |
| (con. early 1950s) Valhalla 414: ‘And some cosmoline for this little baby.’ Hugh rubbed his cookie duster affectionately. | |
| Queens’ Vernacular 54: cookie duster any mustache, but usually the bristles found on the upper lip of some women charged with being lesbians. | |
| ‘The Cookie Duster’ 🌐 The Cookie Duster has tried to teach everyone everywhere to ‘Keep a little ’stache in your heart.’. | |
| gruntdoc.com 1 May [blog] I shaved off my moustache. My cookie duster is no more. | |
| Eve. Standard (London) 29 Nov. 47/1: The assorted bristles and whiskers [...] lipbrows, soup-strainers, cookie-dusters. | |
| L.A. Times 14 Jan. F11/2: Public sentiment seemed slightly in favor of keeping the ‘shaggy soup strainer’ or the ‘old cookie duster’. |
2. see cookie-pusher n.
see separate entry.
a tea-party.
| University Snowdrop (Edinburgh) 18: It was indeed a regular cookie shine! / Such lots of pretty girls — such gauze and laces! | |
| Wilson’s Tales of the Borders 218: Mrs Humphrey Greenwood, the presiding divinity of this motley gathering, vulgarly yclept a ‘cookie-shine,’ was planted behind a brightly-burnished brass urn of liberal dimension, that hissed loudly on the table. | |
| Hard Cash I 103: We shall see whether we are on the right system: and if so, we’ll dose her with youthful society in a more irrashinal forrm; conversaziones, cookeyshines, et citera. | |
| Sl. and Its Analogues II 176/1: cookeyshine, subs. (old Scots). – An afternoon meal at which cookies (q.v.) form a staple dish. | |
| S.F. Call 14 July 7/2: The Ladies’ Opportunity Circle [...] is to give a ‘cookie shine’ on board the British ship. | |
| Eleusis of Chi Omega 2-3 62: As Sigma Deltas we were entertained by Pi Beta Phi at a ‘Cookie Shine’ and by Alpha Omicron Pi at a ‘Kaffee Klatsch’. | |
| L.A. Herald 1 Jan. 6/1: [headline] Cookie Shine for Sorority. | |
| Wash. Herald (DC) 9 Jan. 7/3: All Pi Phis who have recently come to Wshington are invited to attend [...] the ‘cooky-shine’. | |
| Seattle Star (WA) 6 Jan. 12/1: It will be joined by [...] the sorority for a ‘cooky shine’. | |
| Tramp-Royal on the Toby 176: It would have made a bacchanal of the gods on Olympus seem like a Band of Hope cookie-shine. |
In phrases
(US) to be pregnant.
| in Law Unto Themselves 250: They c’n do the same thing I do but the women they can’t end up with a cookie in ’er oven. | |
| Bow-Wow Club 23: DIANE. And how’s the little cookie in the oven. FREIDA. The little cookie in the oven is turning into a three-layer cake fast. DIANE. You don't have to tell me. One minute you can see your feet and the next minute you can't. |
see sense 4 above.