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Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: shit a brick 1. interj. Exclamation of surprise. […].at shit a brick!, excl.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: shit a brick 1. interj. Exclamation of surprise. […]. Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: shit a brick […] 2. euph. To be scared. See shit your pants.at shit a brick, v.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: rub-a-tug shop n. Down market brothel; house of ill repute.at rub-a-tug shop, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: rear admiral n. A sailor who prefers to navigate the Windward passage (qv).at rear-admiral, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: float an air biscuit euph. To release a fart.at float an air biscuit (v.) under air biscuit, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: Cadbury Alley n. See Bourneville Boulevard.at Cadbury alley, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: almond n. 1. Penis. From the rhyming slang, almond rock – cock. 2. An imperial measure of semen; approximately one stomach full.at almond, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: empty the anaconda euph. To have a piss.at empty the anaconda (v.) under anaconda, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: Apache n. Sex without a condom. Riding bare back.at apache, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: reach around n. In botting, pouring your partner a hand shandy (qv) whilst ram shackled.at reach-around, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: aris n. Convoluted cockney rhyming slang for arse. From Aristotle – bottle – bottle and glarse – arse.at arris, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: arse-grapes n. Descriptive term for haemorrhoids.at arse-grapes (n.) under arse, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: arse-piss n. Diarrhoea; rusty water (qv); the shits.at arse-piss (n.) under arse, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: J. Arthur rhym. slang Masturbation. From J. Arthur Rank – wank. For example, while watching blue movies Jonathan Ross might say: ‘Phwwoar! What I weally want wight now is a quick J. Arthur’.at J. Arthur (Rank), n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: axe wound euph. Vagina.at axe wound (n.) under axe, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: baby gravy euph. Semen; smegma. Also baby bouillon.at baby gravy (n.) under baby, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: vertical bacon sandwich n. That which is clearly visible in hamburger shots (qv). Also vertical smile, vertical taco.at vertical bacon sandwich (n.) under bacon, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: bacon bazooka euph. Penis; pork sword; the pink oboe (qv).at bacon bazooka (n.) under bacon, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: raisin bag n. Nut sack (qv); John Wayne’s hairy saddlebags.at raisin bag, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: guard’s van n. Of pulling a train (qv), the least desirable position in the queue. As in: ‘Bagsy I’m not in the guard’s van fellas’.at bags I!, excl.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: bald man in a boat euph. Vagina; hairy pie (qv).at bald man in a boat (n.) under bald, adj.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: Ballarat Aus. n. A fully erect penis. As in ‘How are you gettin’ on Bruce?’ ‘Bleedin’ marvellous Sheila. I’m nearly at Ballarat.’ See also Lake Wendouree.at ballarat, n.2
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: veiny bang stick n. Penis; one eyed trouser snake.at veiny bang-stick, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: banjo n. On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the polo neck to the bobby’s helmet (qv).at banjo (string), n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: brown sword n. See banjo.at banjo, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: Jodrell rhym. slang J. Arthur (qv). From Jodrell Bank, the Knuts... fnarr fnarr! (qv) ... ford space research laboratory.at Jodrell (Bank), n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: Barclays rhym. slang A wank; five finger shuftle; hand shandy (qv). Barclays bank – wank.at Barclay’s (bank), n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: barking spider n. Ringpiece; anus; chocolate starfish (qv).at barking spider, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: barse n. The perineum; that little bit between your balls and your arse.at barse, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: bean flicker n. Lesbian.at bean flicker (n.) under bean, n.1
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