2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 18: I was absolutely boggled to read the scathing responses to my very first column.at boggled, adj.
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 32: Some lavender-lipped, bunny-hugging mooncalf went snivelling to the Constitutional Court.at bunny hugger (n.) under bunny, n.1
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 26: Some men take Viagra. [...] Well, I need the opposite. I am looking for something to anaesthetise my ardour. I want a pharmaceutical to flummox the flagpole.at flagpole (n.) under flag, n.2
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 26: I am looking for something to anaesthetise my ardour. I want a pharmaceutical to flummox the flagpole. A narcotic to numb the knobkierie.at knobkierie, n.
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 32: Some lavender-lipped, bunny-hugging mooncalf went snivelling to the Constitutional Court.at lavender boy (n.) under lavender, adj.
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 16: Judges these days are a bunch of limp-wristed nancy boys .at limp-wristed, adj.
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 26: Brenda remains as frigid as a polar bear’s testicles. Her passion plug has well and truly tripped.at passion plug (n.) under passion, n.
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 18: I was expecting a flood of letters from sympathetic females offering me a little rumpy pumpy on the side.at rumpy-pumpy, n.
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 17: Living with such a man could be a complete turn-off. I wouldn’t touch him with a 10-foot pole.at wouldn’t touch it with a (barge-)pole under touch, v.1
2002 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 21: I can only say that I have not come across a bigger load of tripe in my life.at tripe, n.2
2003 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run (2007) 60: They were giving me the glad eye and ignoring Uncle Pervy who had been sent along as chaperone.at perv, n.
2007 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run 270: I scheme the poor old toppie really kakked himself when he read your article.at kak, v.
2007 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run 270: I scheme the poor old toppie really kakked himself when he read your article.at scheme, v.
2007 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run 280: A heavily tanned desperado trying to win enough to feed his chronic tik habit for another week.at tik, n.2
2007 in ‘Ben Trovato’ On the Run 270: I scheme the poor old toppie really kakked himself when he read your article.at toppie, n.