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(trans.) Martiall his Epigrams XI No. 44 103: Caught with my Boyes, at me my wife the Froe Scolds, and cryes out she hath an ars-hole too [...] Give not male names then to such things as thine, But think thou hast two Twats o wife of mine. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams XII No. 53 119: Why dost delude us with this foolerie As though we Blocks or Idiots had bin? (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams III No. 63 27: What sayst? is this thy pretty man? this tool? He then that’s pretty’s but a fribling fool. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams XI No. 82 108: An Eunuch and an old man strove to lye With Aegle, but twixt both she still lay dry, One wanted meanes the other strength to frig, So either’s labor itch’d without a Iig. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams I No. 58 8: I fancy none that wring my gutts. trans. Martiall his Epigrams X No. 90 95: Why dost thou reach thy Merkin now half dust? Why dost thou provoke the ashes of thy lust? [...] Thou err’st, if this a C--- thou dar’st to call To which no Prick doth now belong at all. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams XI No. 98 110: I can swive four times a night: But thee Once in four years I cannot occupie. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams I No. 35 6: Lesbia [...] Thy peepers more than active friends delight. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams XI No. 67 106: Th’art both a Pick-thank, and a Detractor, A Cunning Cheater, and a Factor, A Lick-twat, and a Fencer too. trans. Martiall his Epigrams XI No. 30 102: By thy old hand and wayes / My languishing desire to force it come / Phillis I’me tortured with thy active thumb. [...] Thus Phillis rub me up, thus tickle mee. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams XI No. 98 110: I can swive four times a night: But thee Once in four years I cannot occupie. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams III No. 63 27: What sayst? is this thy pretty man? this tool? He then that’s pretty’s but a fribling fool. trans. Martiall his Epigrams XI No. 44 103: Caught with my Boyes, at me my wife the Froe Scolds, and cryes out she hath an ars-hole too [...] Give not male names then to such things as thine, But think thou hast two Twats o wife of mine. trans. Martiall his Epigrams VII No. 29 64: From Memphis comes a whipster unto thee, And a Black Indian from the Red Sea. (trans.) Martiall his Epigrams XII No. 66 121: Rich Spanish Wooll eight pound, or Caesar’s coyn Ten yellow boys.