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[US] Kryptadia II in G. Legman (1968) 344: His you-know-what was you-know-where; / If that wasn’t fucking, then I wasn’t there.
at you know what, n.
[US] Kryptadia II in G. Legman (1968) 344: His you-know-what was you-know-where; / If that wasn’t fucking, then I wasn’t there.
at you know where, n.
[US] anonymous doggerel in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1968) I 109: The woodpecker pecked on the schoolhouse door / And he pecked and he pecked till his pecker was sore.
at pecker, n.2
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 408: That’s not a dimple. I had my face lifted — it’s my belly-button.
at belly button (n.) under belly, n.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 338: My beau and I were so close together last night you couldn’t tell which one of us the nuts were fastened to!
at nuts, n.2
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 53: The little girl points to her brother’s penis, and asks, ‘What’s that, Mama?’ ‘That’s Johnny’s hot dog,’ says the mother.
at hot dog, n.1
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 315: Her and Elbert tore off another chunk, and then he went back to the carpenter shop.
at tear off a piece (v.) under tear off, v.2
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 75: Teacher has a sweater like that, and every time she bends down, her lungs fall out.
at lung, n.
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 86: If you don’t get off that horse this minute, I’ll kick the living piss out of you!
at kick the piss out of (v.) under piss, the, phr.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 102: I played with your dolly all night. It’s funny though. When I touched it, it sat up, then it stood up, then it threw up, then it fainted.
at dolly, n.3
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 186: Ah, she sleeps and dreams of a piece, / Her hole is full of soap. / So I shall quickly kiss her snatch, / And shoot off in the air.
at shoot off, v.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1968) I 102: I played with your dolly all night. It’s funny though. When I touched it, it sat up, then it stood up, then it threw up, then it fainted.
at throw up, v.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 221: On his return home his wife asks, ‘Have you been faithful to me, honey?’ ‘I sure have.’ ‘In a pig’s ass, you have!’.
at in a pig’s arse! (excl.) under pig’s arse!, excl.
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 103: During one of the stripper’s bumps and grinds the boy shouts, ‘Hey. Pop, somebody is pushing me off your lap!’.
at grind, n.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 277: A druggist is selling a farmer a French tickler.
at French tickler (n.) under French, adj.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 102: ‘Oh look,’ he says, ‘you have hair on your lollypop.’ ‘Yes, and I’m not even twelve yet.’.
at lollipop, n.1
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 199: A little rabbit whose method with his girlfriends is ‘Wham bam, thank you, Mam.’.
at wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am, phr.
[US] G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 244: Send me up a blonde, a bedpan, and a violin — I don’t know whether I want to diddle, piddle or fiddle.
at piddle, v.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 56: Mama, when I get big will I get a dickey like Willie’s got?
at dicky, n.5
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 315: My middle leg doesn’t touch the ground.
at middle leg (n.) under middle, adj.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 96: ‘What’s that?’ asks the little city girl. ‘That’s, er, road-apples,’ he explains. ‘Where I come from we call it horse-shit’.
at road apple (n.) under road, n.
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 303: Wee-wee my ass! Where the hell is the nearest whore-house!
at my arse! (excl.) under arse, n.
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 61: Mama’s on the bottom, / Papa’s on the top, / Baby’s in the cradle, / Hollerin’ ‘Put it to her, Pop’.
at put it to (v.) under it, n.1
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 60: I overheard Daddy say that last night he screwed the ass off a WAC.
at screw the arse off (v.) under screw, v.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 303: Wee-wee my ass! Where the hell is the nearest whore-house!
at wee, n.
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 301: Mister, your . . . er . . . business is open.
at business, n.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 174: We went upstairs [...] and had a bit of old narsty.
at have a bit of (old) nasty (v.) under nasty, n.
[US] joke cited in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 126: Couldn’t we put on one little party and then go to sleep together?
at party, n.2
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 236: A boatload of American soldiers is met by British girls shouting, ‘Keep your pecker up, chum!’.
at keep one’s pecker up (v.) under pecker, n.2
[US] in G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 71: ‘Whew,’ whistles a boy in the rear of the room, ‘he must have a long pencil.’.
at pencil, n.
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