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[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 81: A fig for your digging and weeding.
at fig, a, n.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 42: For the can was so cold / And when one grows old [etc].
at can, n.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 61: The priest, a cocksucker named Sheen.
at cocksucker, n.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 46: She said, ‘Stop your plumbing; / There’s somebody coming!’ Said the plumber still plumbing, ‘It’s me’.
at come, v.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 33: But he crapped out-of-doors like a man.
at crap, v.2
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 69: He could diddle a midge / Or the arch of a bridge.
at diddle, v.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 16: There was a young man from Montrose / Who could diddle himself with his toes.
at diddle, v.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 10: They crawl down the aisle / While fucking dog-style.
at doggy style, adv.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 23: A lady while dining at Crewe / Found an elephant’s dong in her stew.
at dong, n.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 87: In lanes he would linger / And play at stick-finger / And scream with delight when he smelt ’em.
at play (at) stink-finger (v.) under stink-finger, n.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 28: She admitted men’s poles / At all possible holes, / And she’d bugger, fuck, jerk off, and french.
at French, v.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 22: But it’s not infra dig / To occasionally frig.
at frig, v.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 102: [She] was lonely and wanted a futter.
at futter, n.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 55: There was a young fellow named Brewster / Who said to his wife as he goosed her [etc].
at goose, v.3
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 14: There was a young lady named Dowd / Whom a young fellow groped in the crowd.
at grope, v.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 108: And in concert jacked off with his fist.
at jack off, v.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 31: An agreeable girl named Miss Doves / Likes to jack off the young men she loves.
at jack off, v.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 28: She admitted men’s poles / At all possible holes, / And she’d bugger, fuck, jerk off, and french.
at jerk off, v.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 32: But my cunt juice would spatter like rain.
at juice, n.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 43: Two shits and a bloody fine lay.
at lay, n.2
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 44: She denies me the use of her muff.
at muff, n.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 96: Though a bit of a nancy /He did like to fancy / Himself in the dominant role.
at nancy, n.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 47: He said, ‘I declare / I have no pubic hair.’ / So he covered his nuts with his vest.
at nuts, n.2
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 15: The cube of its weight / Times his pecker, plus eight.
at pecker, n.2
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 43: An elderly pervert in Nice / Who was long past wanting a piece.
at piece, n.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 62: There was a young girl in Alsace / Who was having her first piece of ass.
at piece of ass (n.) under piece, n.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 46: There was a young plumber of Lea / Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
at plumb, v.2
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 13: An ancient but jolly old bloke / Once picked up a girl for a poke.
at poke, n.1
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 28: She admitted men’s poles / At all possible holes, / And she’d bugger, fuck, jerk off, and french.
at pole, n.
[UK] ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’ Limericks 12: The Good Lord / [...] / Gave them pox.
at pox, n.1
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