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Limericks 81: A fig for your digging and weeding.at fig, a, n.
Limericks 81: A fig for your digging and weeding. Limericks 42: For the can was so cold / And when one grows old [etc].at can, n.1
Limericks 61: The priest, a cocksucker named Sheen.at cocksucker, n.
Limericks 46: She said, ‘Stop your plumbing; / There’s somebody coming!’ Said the plumber still plumbing, ‘It’s me’.at come, v.1
Limericks 33: But he crapped out-of-doors like a man.at crap, v.2
Limericks 69: He could diddle a midge / Or the arch of a bridge.at diddle, v.1
Limericks 16: There was a young man from Montrose / Who could diddle himself with his toes.at diddle, v.1
Limericks 10: They crawl down the aisle / While fucking dog-style.at doggy style, adv.
Limericks 23: A lady while dining at Crewe / Found an elephant’s dong in her stew.at dong, n.1
Limericks 87: In lanes he would linger / And play at stick-finger / And scream with delight when he smelt ’em.at play (at) stink-finger (v.) under stink-finger, n.
Limericks 28: She admitted men’s poles / At all possible holes, / And she’d bugger, fuck, jerk off, and french.at French, v.
Limericks 22: But it’s not infra dig / To occasionally frig.at frig, v.
Limericks 102: [She] was lonely and wanted a futter.at futter, n.
Limericks 55: There was a young fellow named Brewster / Who said to his wife as he goosed her [etc].at goose, v.3
Limericks 14: There was a young lady named Dowd / Whom a young fellow groped in the crowd.at grope, v.
Limericks 108: And in concert jacked off with his fist.at jack off, v.1
Limericks 31: An agreeable girl named Miss Doves / Likes to jack off the young men she loves.at jack off, v.1
Limericks 28: She admitted men’s poles / At all possible holes, / And she’d bugger, fuck, jerk off, and french.at jerk off, v.
Limericks 32: But my cunt juice would spatter like rain.at juice, n.1
Limericks 43: Two shits and a bloody fine lay.at lay, n.2
Limericks 44: She denies me the use of her muff.at muff, n.1
Limericks 96: Though a bit of a nancy /He did like to fancy / Himself in the dominant role.at nancy, n.
Limericks 47: He said, ‘I declare / I have no pubic hair.’ / So he covered his nuts with his vest.at nuts, n.2
Limericks 15: The cube of its weight / Times his pecker, plus eight.at pecker, n.2
Limericks 43: An elderly pervert in Nice / Who was long past wanting a piece.at piece, n.
Limericks 62: There was a young girl in Alsace / Who was having her first piece of ass.at piece of ass (n.) under piece, n.
Limericks 46: There was a young plumber of Lea / Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.at plumb, v.2
Limericks 13: An ancient but jolly old bloke / Once picked up a girl for a poke.at poke, n.1
Limericks 28: She admitted men’s poles / At all possible holes, / And she’d bugger, fuck, jerk off, and french.at pole, n.
Limericks 12: The Good Lord / [...] / Gave them pox.at pox, n.1
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