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Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 23: release the chocolate hostage v. To liberate Richard the Third after his imprisonment in your back porch.at release a chocolate hostage, v.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 23: release the chocolate hostage v. To liberate Richard the Third after his imprisonment in your back porch. Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 3: aardvark v. US To shag; bonk; go horizontal jogging.at aardvark, v.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 11: draw an ace v. On wiping one’s arse thoroughly, to eventually have an unsoiled piece of paper which indicates the wiping is over.at draw an ace (v.) under ace, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 3: aeroplane blonde n. A darkhaired female who dyes her hair blonde, i.e. is equipped with a black box.at aeroplane blonde, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 3: American trombone n. A horny trio of two men and one woman, who plays the spunk trumpet of one of the men, whilst the other strikes up the double bass (qv). A spit roast.at American trombone (n.) under American, adj.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 3: armbreaker euph. A particularly vicious wank. ‘What with excellent browsing and sluicing and a couple of armbreakers and what-not, Bertie’s afternoon passed quite happily.’ (from ‘Wooster Wanks Himself Daft’ by P.G. Wodehouse).at armbreaker (n.) under arm, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 22: playing chopsticks v. A beginners’ duet. Engaging in mutual masturbation.at play chopsticks (v.) under play (at)..., v.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 3: audition the finger puppets v. A single-act, one man show, not suitable for children.at audition the finger puppets, v.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 6: Burma exclm. Acronym used on military correspondence Be Upstairs Ready My Angel.at B.U.R.M.A., phr.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 6: B.V.H. abbr. Blue Veined Hooligan. A six-inch tall, one-eyed, skinhead.at b.v.h., n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 3: Baccus Marshn. A dobber From the spongy area halfway between Ballerat and Melbourne (qv).at bacchus marsh, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 3: back one outv. The act of reverse parking your breakfast, usually involving much looking over the shoulder, sweating and grunting.at back one out (v.) under back, v.2
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 11: dog’s marriage n. A back scuttle.at backscuttle, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 3: bacon stripsn. Female external genitalia, presumably with the word ‘danish’ printed on in blue ink; a ragman’s coat (qv).at bacon strips (n.) under bacon, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: baking one v. The act of not going for a shit when you really ought to.at bake it (v.) under bake, v.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 14: flat as a kipper’s dick adj. Descriptive of unleavened baps.at baps, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: barber’s polen. Result of parting the whiskers (qv) while the painters are in.at barber’s pole (n.) under barber, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: barge-arsen. A woman of rotund posterior aspect.at barge-arse (n.) under barge, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: barker’s eggn. Poodle shit. A dog turd so old it has gone white.at barker’s egg, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 13: flacketsn. Labia majora. Beef curtains.at beef curtains (n.) under beef, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: beer scooter n. Miraculous method of transport employed when leaving the pub after drinking large amounts of beer. So called due to the ‘lost time’ effect when returning home seemingly in no time and at incredible velocity.at beer scooter (n.) under beer, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: bell towern. Knob shaft; Bean stalk.at bell tower (n.) under bell, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: Benny Hillrhym. slang. A form of contraception. ‘It’s nothing to do with me, Mrs. Camp. You told me you was on the Benny Hill.’ (from ‘Nicholas Nickleby’ by Charles Dickens).at Benny Hill, n.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 13: finger-blessing v. Ferkyfoodling (qv) sans dung hampers (qv).at finger-blessing (n.) under bless, v.1
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 22: parts of shame n. A God-botherer’s genitals.at God-botherer, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 (in Viz 98 Oct.) 5: bottee n. One who is botted by a botter.at bott, v.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 (in Viz 98 Oct.) 5: bottee n. One who is botted by a botter.at botter, n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 5: Brad rhym. slang. A dump. As in ‘Give me the paper, will you, I’m off for a Brad Pitt’.at Brad (Pitt), n.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 6: bring off v. To cause to have an orgasm.at bring off, v.
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 6: buffing v. Gusset typing. The act of female masturbation.at buffing, n.
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