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‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 82: I did a fair share of bagging, though the birds were scarcely wild enough to my taste.at bag, v.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 82: I did a fair share of bagging, though the birds were scarcely wild enough to my taste. ‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 32: Fearing to frighten Lucy [...] I readjusted my bollocks.at ballocks, n.
Randiana 95: Drawing back my foreskin until my best friend’s topnut stood out like a glistening globe.at wife’s best friend (n.) under best friend, n.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 13: ‘You silly bitch [...] you might have known I couldn’t stand that long’.at bitch, n.1
Randiana 65: I deemed it prudent not to see her ladyship during her stay in town, though she sent me three pressing letters, but I feared we should be bowled out.at bowl out (v.) under bowl, v.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 66: Cunt [...] /A nasty, slimy, slobbery slit, / Half-an-inch betwen arse and it; / If the bridge were to break t’woul’d be covered with — .at niffkins bridge, n.
Randiana 34: The poor devil who floundered up the biggest cunt on record and found another bugger looking for his hat.at bugger, n.1
Randiana 29: I cannot help thinking that so far as practical bum-tickling is concerned, we are a long way a head of all the ancients.at bum-tickling (n.) under bum, n.1
Randiana on asstr.org 🌐 She heaved up her buttocks and felt my charger rush up to the very extremes of her burning sheath.at charger, n.1
Randiana 45: Nothing flabbergasts him like facts. Once get him in a corner and he’s completely coopered.at coopered, adj.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 64: At last I felt the hot creme de la creme pouring down over my balls, and [...] Fanny once more sank into my arms [...] thoroughly spent.at cream, n.1
Randiana 126: My hands were well employed frigging the creamy cunts of Mrs. Levison and Gerty.at creamy, adj.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 73: Clinton, you are [...] such an incredible cunt hunter. [...] There may be some stray ‘stuff’ drop in while we are there, but I warn you not to try it on with Mrs. Leveson.at cunt-hunter (n.) under cunt, n.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 91: This was the cut direct, before three others, too, but I grinned and bore it.at cut, n.1
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 44: That quick tearing sound which betokens that there is no lack of elbow grease in the application [i.e. birching].at elbow grease, n.
Randiana 63i: We both seemed to be so au courant of each other’s little ways and modes of action as though we had mutually performed the ‘fandango de pokum’ for years.at fandango de pokum (n.) under fandango, n.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 49: The easy transition from a kiss to a feel, from a feel to a finger frig, and eventually [...] to a gentle insertion of the jock.at feel, n.
Randiana 49: The easy transition from a kiss to a feel, from a feel to a finger frig, and eventually [...] to a gentle insertion of the jock.at finger fuck, n.
Randiana 120: I found that it was my own sister I was rogering. I had, unluckily, got to that point where no man or woman could cease firing.at fire, v.2
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 72: ‘If ever there was a maidenhead cooked its been bone [sic] in this room [...] Why, even the staircase smells fishy’.at fishy (adj.) under fish, n.1
Randiana 72: If ever there was a maidenhead cooked its been done in this room since I’ve been out. Why, even the staircase smells fishy.at fishy (adj.) under fish, n.1
Randiana 74: I got my hand on her leg once, and she froze me with a few curt words, and wound up by telling me [...] she would expose me mercilessly.at freeze, v.2
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 52: Now all you young ladies take warning had better / [...] / When you treat John make him wear a French letter. [Ibid.] 115: I surreptitiously pulled off the letter and let my John Thomas approach his lair au naturel [...] flesh is cent. per cent. better than a nasty gutta percha cover.at French letter, n.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 24: ’Tis better frigging with one’s toe, Than never to have frigged at all.at frig, v.
Randiana 127: What a deep-drawn sigh of delight, my fresh fuckstress gave, as she heaved up her buttocks and felt my charger rush up to the very extremity of her burning sheath.at fuckstress (n.) under fuck, v.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 98: The ‘gamahuching,’ process should only be employed as a preliminary. [...] No woman living is able to stand a moist and well-trained tongue.at gamahuche, v.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 126: Gerty, whose ravishing manner of gamahuching me recalled so vividly my first seduction of her.at gamahuche, v.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 64: I suggested her mounting me, a la St. George [...] I have always been distinguished as being particularly au fait at the St George, so I managed to roll over very gradually [...] till I had got Fanny fairly planted on top of me.at St George, n.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 115: I cannot recall to mind any wench, even one, having her first grind, who showed such arse power as Zoe.at grind, n.
‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 13: ‘I put a drop of laudnaum in your mistresses’ glass of grog just before retiring’.at grog, n.1
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