2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 10: All arranged nicely so that Harry MacDonald can piss ironically about with them in that disarming way he has.at piss about, v.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 231: Stop me if I’m utterly arsewise on this: but would you be that Harry Mac-Donald off the telly?at arsewise (adj.) under arse, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 63: Swilling Guiness round the campfires with big-arsed digging chicks.at -arsed, sfx
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 274: I spent years of my twenties [...] seriously studying, getting fucking ridiculously overeducated and tightarsed.at tight-arsed, adj.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 147: The Wop was like a pig in shit: happily squashed between youthful limbs.at ...a pig in shit under happy as..., adj.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 194: You asked her for a kiss, asked like a bollockless twat.at ballock, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 181: You think you need a huge fucking brain to get a Ph.D.? Balls.at balls!, excl.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 13: If you cannot hack life [...] after just one pathetic little old-fashioned night on the batter, you should not be doing it at all.at batter, n.3
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 285: With these forty winters under my widening belt.at under one’s belt under belt, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 302: Oh shit, just to see the Bill get a proper pasting for once.at Bill, the, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 262: You Brits take the sheer shagging biscuit.at take the biscuit, v.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 278: I get shitfaced about once every five days on more than just the black stuff.at black stuff, n.1
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 85: He still had that ridiculous tang in his TV accent, that helpful suggestion of blarney.at blarney, n.1
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 124: Slim is absolutely bollock-all to do with evolution.at bollock-all (n.) under bollock, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 272: None of us had seen him since he left Britland.at Britland (n.) under Brit, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 139: When was the last time you found yourself looking at someone after they just said or did something [...] and thinking: Well, bugger me?at bugger me! (excl.) under bugger, v.1
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 245: Donal, I really think we have the bastard cold this time.at cold, adv.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 32: Difficult, Brainy, Tall and Skinny, as a come-on in the virtual Personal Columns of life, appreciates over the years.at come-on, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 21: You think that all these tossers over twenty-five have somehow chosen their copped-out lives.at cop-out, adj.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 66: Any moment now Harry would up and propel us all towards whatever unknown crappery we were booked for tonight.at crappery, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 242: I did not hear exactly what he was saying, but it included the terms ‘ya fucking bollix’ and ‘I’ll crease you, you cunt’.at crease, v.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 262: You really do think we’re all a bunch of eejit culchies, don’t you?at culchie, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 72: We can’t bring Salvador Dali through airport security.at Salvador Dali, n.
2000 J. Hawes Dead Long Enough 101: Ending up in the lumpy Death Seat, perfect for being fired out through the screen.at death seat (n.) under death, n.