![[Aus]](/static/img/flags/aus.png "Australia")
www.thepantsman.com [Internet] As an African guy once told me in Lithuania: ‘Find it. Fuck it. Forget it.’.at 4-Fs, n.
www.thepantsman.com [Internet] As an African guy once told me in Lithuania: ‘Find it. Fuck it. Forget it.’. www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Fuck me, you’re in a foreign country with the focus on bending over belters, yet none of you will fork out a single peso to guarantee a bit of Mexican minge.at belter (n.) under belt, v.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 They were two of the skankiest casers spotted on the Pants tour (i.e. ‘it would take a caser’ beer to fuck ’em’).at caser, n.4
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Your complaints about the whining wenches of the Antipodes have not gone unheard my dearest donut puncher.at doughnut puncher (n.) under doughnut, n.1
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 If these women truly are ‘lining up’ for you antipodean Adonis’s, then a filthy hostel hovel is not going to stop a dripper getting a bit of quality stick.at dripper, n.1
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 After dry-rooting for three or four songs, I decided it was time to go for gold. [Ibid.] Pressing her up against the wall like a piece of art for a snog and a dry-root.at dry hump, v.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 I got the call up from the old fella’ that it was time to leave Nadia and go for a slash outside the off-stump.at old fellow, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Word had already spread wide and fast about the fish-finger manoeuvre.at fish fingers (n.) under fish, n.1
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Most lady friends are hesitant at first to experience the hydration mask (but always end up gagging for it).at gagging for, phr.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 I turned to my batting partner and said (louder than I realised) ‘Mate, I wouldn’t fuck them with your dick’.at I wouldn’t fuck her with a borrowed prick under fuck, v.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 I immediately developed half a mongrel at the site of Elina scantily clad in a short black skirt, boots and leather jacket. She had the fuck-me pumps on.at fuck-me shoes (n.) under fuck-me, adj.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 A blonde busty wench [...] sporting a low-cut tight leather top exposing half of the most impressive funbags you could ever see.at funbags, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Otherwise, head to the billiard tables and watch them [i.e. girls] bend over to make that difficult shot in ludicrously tight pants and G’s.at G, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Take the tart back to your hole and then blindfold the bitch, telling her you want to give her a spiritual and sensual experience – gaggers love that shit.at gagger, n.4
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 I stripped down in a hurry and jumped into bed beside her, immediately going the grope to let her know it was pump time.at go the grope (v.) under grope, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 I would suggest you pull your head out of your own arse before trying to insert it in to your fictitious woman.at pull one’s head out of one’s ass (v.) under head, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 What is the go with sluts with hairy snatches?? I mean seriously, how hard is it to at least just trim the hedge once in a while?at hedge, n.2
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 How does one avoid such a disappointing end to a ride up the Hershey highway?at Hershey highway (n.) under Hershey, adj.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Trust me, the conversation will come to a screeching halt and you can concentrate on blowing your load.at blow (off) one’s load (v.) under load, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 I was content to remain seated at the bar [...] doing the Uncle Merv on the magnificent talent surrounding us.at Uncle Merv, v.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Fuck me, you’re in a foreign country with the focus on bending over belters, yet none of you will fork out a single peso to guarantee a bit of Mexican minge.at minge, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 The old men were possibly muttering amongst themselves ‘That filthy fucking mongrel – who let him back in?’.at mongrel, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 After a rub of the nipple hidden underneath it wasn’t long before I had pitched a marquee in my boxers.at pitch a tent (in one’s shorts) (v.) under pitch, v.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 I was well on the way to delivering a pavement pizza, and the sight of this thing under street lighting coupled with the Rainman factor almost had me there.at pavement pizza (n.) under pizza, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 The question is what percentage of Aussie sheila’s love it up the poopa?at pooper, n.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 I’m still not sure whether I was clit-teasing or she was prick-teasing. Either way, it was all good.at pricktease, v.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 This is the main event. The previous episode was merely a dress rehearsal. This one is a ripper.at ripper, n.1
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 There are endless lines of airheaded seppo tarts holidaying for summer vacation who LOVE the antipodean.at septic (tank), adj.
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 We’re too tightarsed to pay for a communal shagpad in one of these overpriced joints.at shag-pad (n.) under shag, n.1
www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Australia’s driving future: The Holden Shaggin’ Wagon.at shag-wagon (n.) under shag, n.1
load more results